it was meant to be.

Don't be shackled by the idea that going out can only be done with a group of friends, learn to feel comfortable going alone [remembers that encouraging consumerism isn't progressive] into the deep dark woods

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

Please stop reblogging I don't want my digital footprint to be me shagging trout

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

[id: a screenshot of an imessage notification. the message is from “dracula” and says “My name is dvd normal” /end id]

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

me when i say inch resting

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart