it was meant to be.

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

is now a good time to mention that the woman in the screenshot literally runs rotatingsandwiches.com

what doesn't kill you is probably in love with you instead and you should try flirting with it dude trust me. what's the worst that could happen. we've already established it won't kill you

much appreciation for people who create ocs that are clearly derivative of The Character because even if the inspiration is clear, they had the self awareness that their headcanons had snowballed so far past character analysis into pure self indulgence that there was very little of source material left. and that’s beautiful. sometimes when you’re preoccupied playing touys it’s hard to take a step back and realize you’ve actually created something wonderful and new

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower