it was meant to be.

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

me when i say inch resting

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

some of the best characters are the ones where you know if they sat down and discussed ghosts the conversation would end with them attacking each other with furniture

Murder on the orient express but it’s Benoit driving one of those church trip vans and yelling at everyone else while his hands never leave ten and two on the wheel. Cop chase. They never leave the van during the whole movie

interview with the masquerade

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

black mackerel tabby

its humon baby

that's a cat ✅️

thats a humon baby ✅

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”