No because pride and prejudice isn't "I changed myself for you so you would love me back." It's "your blatant rejection and disdain for me made me realize things about myself no one had ever been bold enough to tell me so I sat down and evaluated all my behavior patterns and why they came about and came to the realization myself that I had to work on myself. Also I don't expect you to love me now that I'm a work in progress, so I'm just going to do nice things for you because I don't like seeing you hurt." No wonder P&P fans refuse to settle.

Gays not knowing strap means gun and straights not knowing strap means strap on has been the funniest miscommunication on the Internet so far

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

actually, sir, my favorite hobby is committing blasphemy and horrific sins in the eyes of god

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

From what

nobody would be able to stop me

every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”

special shoutout to all the 50+ year old men who record 2min basic tutorial videos for simple tasks with their shaky cell phone vertical camera and upload them to youtube to get like 20 views. y'all are the true backbone of society

this notion that if you're an adult still on tumblr it's bc something is wrong doesn't sit right with me... unfortunately I can't refute it bc there is something wrong with me