til shade is gone, til water is gone

数えさせてくれない

First question was "What kind of animal are sharks? [Fish, Mammals]". The student who submitted the question had the wrong answer as correct [Mammals]. Uproar. Immediately the leaderboards are filled with the kids who got it wrong.

"Are they any colors that start with Q? [Yes, No]" Answer was no. Indignant kid from back "Go to the paint aisle in Home Depot I promise you there's a color that starts with Q."

Dick questions. "If you choose an answer at random, what are the odds you get this question right? [25%,25%,50%,100%]" except the teacher filled it in wrong when adding it to the Kahoot and only put one "25%" among the 4 answers so it did, in fact, have a right answer.

Opinion questions. "Which is better, Summrs or Autumn? [Summrs, Autumn]" Autumn was the "correct" choice

Another question NEARLY identical to the above, right down to the misspelling. A class meme, maybe…?

Questions like "When is my birthday?"

I got some purple carrots, right? And I was excited because they're (A) free carrots and (B) they're purple, which is not something you see often. They taste just like regular carrots, so after devouring one to test the flavor, I decided that I'd use the rest in an upcoming batch of chicken soup.

MISTAKE. THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

You see. The thing about purple carrots is that their purpleness does not stay in the carrot when you leave it in a crockpot for like, six hours. The purpleness goes into the soup. It goes into the soup, where it turns the chicken purple. And the onions purple. And the celery, and the garlic, and the noodles, and any other thing you could possibly have put in that soup, varying shades of Very Purple.

I made a GIGANTIC pot of this soup that turned out toxic purple-brown, with individual components stained various ludicrous colors of purple (the noodles were a bafflingly nice shade of lilac) and it was the most dubious thing I've ever eaten. I took this soup to work. My coworkers were so confused and repulsed and I had explain that no, this is actually just soup, just regular chicken soup, but accidentally tie-dyed by the addition of two (2) purple carrots.

And you wanna know the real kicker as I explained all this? The carrots? The formerly purple carrots?