I wish they'd execute Messi during the commercial break

Spent the whole morning sending emails and hunting contacts and documents bc my mom not only doesn't know a single useful thing about her husband's finances, she also can't get her act together to do a simple task. And ofc the first thing she does when someone else shows up is yell and complain about how no one helps her at all

I feel like I caught not only a sore throat from visiting the ICU yesterday but also insomnia, heartburn and a fear of the future

Insomnia will have you hooked on the most nothingburger long fics ever

I could eat 30kg of broccoli rn

Sometimes a yuri ship lacks chemistry in my eyes simply bc one or both of them are painfully skinny

I can never stick to European football bc I get possessive when I see Brazilian players in those clubs. They should be fighting for their homeland....

Are they gonna make me watch the premier league