"I can't even keep you out of my bed" (Skyler to Walt, ep 4 s5) is actually one of the best, scariest and more chilling lines in the enterity of Breaking Bad

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

when he gets pregnant for attention then doesn’t tell anyone

One of the horrifying things about Pluribus that I can’t stop thinking about is how the the WHOLE WORLD doesn’t just know Carol is gay now. They also know every time she and Helen had sex,every time they’ve kissed, every time they’ve said I love you, every single thing about Helen’s life even stuff Carol doesn’t know (like how Helen likes cotton candy). I’m sure that when Zosia and Carol slept together Zosia did exactly what Carol likes in bed BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT TOO! And then every single awful thing Carol experienced at conversion camp and anything she told Helen about how she felt about it. Like the only bit of privacy Carol has left is stuff she never ever told anyone. Like she wasn’t just outed on a normal level, every single secret she ever had that ever at any point existed outside of her own head they know now. Everyone knows now.

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless