weather so nice i've decided to free a hostage

Why so many wolf attacks in fantasy. Where are the Boars. The immortal and humongous Boar

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

Everybody got the mutual they're tryna take to a secondary location

They should invent a person who is sexually attracted to you and also cares about you as a person

so blessed to have the latter but… I just want to be used as a toy sometimes

Oh okay bc we were all wondering

Caught in the life-labyrinth constructed by men of wealth and title, love's thread will lead the way out. But a certain quantity of dynamite is still required to carve the exits.

my retirement plan is to be found dead by the river

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes