Jerking off to a very consensual fantasy will have you wondering if you've maybe turned into an angel or perhaps a translucent being made of sea foam and light

"They were so vile and lame" it should be mandatory to watch some copa america brasil x argentina before you try to talk about football

Every world cup I piss off some prissy European it's like clockwork

I miss being younger when my body could get relief from a fever by drinking ice cold beer

Morocco you have one mission. Kill that man

In majorly white sports you Must knock your opponent's teeth out to prove you rly want to win. But in futebol sulamericano a little bit of trashtalk betrays an innate inability to live in society

I think ppl who talk negatively about the "dirty" way south americans play football should kill themselves