Nana nana nana nana Desk Girl~

Izzy singing a song from the 1940s in the 1700s is peak historical accuracy, no notes

My favorite personal headcanon of all time is that so many time travelers have visited or tried to visit the Golden Age of Pirates that it’s caused the anachronistic contamination we see in Our Flag Means Death. Buttercream and peanut butter and crocs and studded belts and safety pins and doing it for the lulz and living in your head rent-free and paper-azzi and all of Mary’s paintings and crown royal bags and fanfics. Time travel littering.

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

Im being expected to start paying a bit of rent. It’s not a lot in the grand scheme of things, 150$, but it’s a lot when this is my only way to get money

I now have a ko-fi for donations as well. I will be adding options where you can get some writing or drawing in exchange somewhat soon, right now I’m Eepy

Any time I’m think of ways to gender bend Izzy to headcanon him as a lesbian, and try think of names to use as a female diminutive (like Israela or Izika), I ask myself what’s the point because the crew would just call her Izzy anyway.

Isabelle? 🤔

Hot take but I’m headcanoning Izzy Hands as bisexual. It wasn’t until the Ned Low episode when he told Hellkat Maggie “whatever you do is just going to turn me on” that I realized this. Up until this point I thought he was a repressed homosexual. But no, this man is an equal opportunity whore.

I have a special place in my heart for aromantic/ aroace Izzy, but I also headcanon Izzy being attracted to anyone who will Put Him to Work and Make Use of Him.