This Nerd Jason

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

men need to STOP starting podcasts and START forming barbershop quartets. NOW.

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

Fucking superb you funky little robot

I really like this

I've been looking for this for YEARS

If there's one thing the Centaurs were not prepared for when Hollander joined their team, it's just how much of an asshole he is. Like, pretty early on Shane's first season with the Cens, Dillon misses a pass from him in practice and Shane immediately goes "did you leave your contacts at home?" in a perfectly bland, inoffensive tone and Dillon, genuinely confused, says, "I don't wear glasses..." and Shane immediately retorts with "well, you clearly need them so I'd schedule an eye test" and then just skates away with the puck while the rest of the Centaurs are left gaping behind him except for Ilya who is folded over with laughter

If you are ever writing something with an ensemble cast, you might find yourself asking, as apparently many people do, "Would a character whose main gimmick is being perverted towards woman make this cast better?" And today I am here to tell you that the answer is a resounding NO.

Crucially Ilya doesn’t remember any of the truly traumatic Irina memories until he’s retired from hockey and finally slows down enough that his mind catches up to his body and he’s getting flashbacks and retching over the toilet bowl and shaking and crying and then going completely numb and dissociative and Shane is like Hey sweetheart What The Fuck is Happening

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