cons: jerk

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYI hope that our few remaining friends Give up on trying to save us I hope we come up with a fail safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us I hope the fences we mended Fall down beneath their own weight And I hope we hang on past the last exit I hope it’s already too late And I hope that the junkyard a few blocks from here Someday burns down And I hope that the rising black smoke carries me far away And I never come back to this town again In my life I hope I lie And tell everyone you were a good wife and I hope you die I hope we both die I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow I hope it bleeds all day long Our friends say it’s darkest before the sun rises But we’re pretty sure they’re all wrong I hope it stays dark forever I hope the worst isn’t over And I hope you blink before I do And I never get sober And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can’t find one good thing to say And I hope that if I find the strength to walk out You’ll stay the hell out of my way I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unloveable hand and I hope you die I hope we both die

had to tell marge simpson that homer simpson had been murdered, to which marge responded by swearing revenge, and lisa simpson said "but mom, killing for revenge makes you just as bad as them" and marge simpson responded "lisa, if we spend our whole lives drawing lines in the sand to define whats right and wrong, we wont notice the tide coming in" to which bart simpson exclaimed "ay caramba!"

insane how we can watch movies more than once. has anybody tried this before

IM MOE!!!! IM MOE IM FUCKING MOE!!!!!!!!

i've been more peer pressured to watch star wars in my life than to do drugs