Hollanov Brain Dumps

fat baby shane you make the hockey world go round……

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

Fat baby Shane in a pumpkin costume waddling from house to house with his parents for his first trick or treat

fat baby shane absolutely crushes his first summer at the lake. they get him in the cutest little bathing suits with matching sun hats and tiny sunglasses. he spends most of his time in the shade, rolls slathered in sunscreen, and snoozing in his bouncy under the umbrella on the back deck. but sometimes they'll take him out on the boat. there's a picture of david sitting in the captain's chair, holding a sleeping shane in one arm and steering the boat with the other. it's a fan favorite 🥹

the first time shane lays a fertilized egg he carefully incubates it for the entire off season and proudly hatches a hockey puck

I feel like tumblr is giving me a skewed impression of what Heated Rivalry is about

what do u mean

not here 👀 rozanov you better get off👀 you suck My dick! 👀 why did you think it was ok to sext me before the game!?👀 please stop..👀

hayden keeps telling me its so awesome to have a captain who appreciates the sober lifestyle and im like thats great man but i dont think where i go when im sucking dick and cock counts as being “sober” to be completely honest like idk if it’s the taste or just the weight of it or whatever but I’m like. Not on this planet anymore.