absolutely no sequins whatsoever

cutely emits a single ping

star wars heritage post

Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter

when we think of things we take for granted that generations of old would be amazed by i think a lot of us are underrating the easy availability and low price of salt

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Data was an artist on a level organics cannot achieve and I appreciate him.

“you may experience the emptiness with me if you wish” is all at once 1) a very cool thing to say and 2) unbearably romantic

Quarentine be like

Its me, your feral godmother

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*

Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again

Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball

You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier