Hugheth: *dissociates*

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

huge as fuck claims court. im suing you for one william dollars asshole

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

stopped by the fuck all store to get absolutely nothing I needed in one inconvenient trip

Linux user smugly looking up from their screens (they aren't aware anything happened, that's just their natural expression)

it's all be gay do crime and eat the rich until the rich actually get eaten and then suddenly it's nooo don't be cruel human life is precious 🥺🥺 these are people who have never been in touch with human life and thus i am unable to view them as anything but a fascinating story and a major L in return. stupid games stupid prizes and so on

Hello, random billionaire. I want to play a game. In front of you is an unsealed, poorly built submarine. You do not have to go in the submarine. If you do, i will seal you inside and drop you so deep in the ocean that no one will ever find your body. Entering the submarine will cost you $250,000. Just to reiterate, you absolutely do not have to go in the submarine. There is no benefit to going in the submarine. You have 96 hours. Make your choice.

hold on a sec guys phone call

they are putting me down

my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

I want you to know I did this exact thing yesterday and it was so surreal seeing this post I thought I wrote it in my sleep

you are one of my sims

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.