I'm microvawing my blorbos as we speak

Wait a second, is this the same Mike and Sky from Catherine Opie’s photo of the young trans couple together in the 90s? Nice to see that they’re still together these days (?) and (hopefully) doing well.

I once tried to repair an old radio - It caught fire because I suck at soldering, so... probably debunked point 4 with that, but otherwise yeah pretty much 🤣

I think the part where you went wrong was rule #1. Soldering is a learnable skill, should have done more research on how to do it right.

kids these days don’t learn soldering at school

Well they don't teach sucking dick either, but if you want to have skills they didn't teach at school, you're gonna have to figure out how to teach yourself.

WE HAVE FAILED HIM..... We killed his rząd dusz....

“This reads like fanfiction (it feels like it was written by a preteen, and most of such things posted publicly are fanfic)” vs “This reads like fanfiction (it has a focus on character and relationships, like the style of a lot of modern fanfic)” vs “This reads like fanfiction (it keeps referencing people and events with the assumption that the audience is already familiar with them, like how fanfic doesn’t need to rehash the source material)”

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

honestly, this was vital research. prior to Yahoo! answers, you would regularly encounter people saying "there's no such thing as a stupid question"

This is like a lazily rendered level from a ps1 game.

every hoohoohahah hahahoo

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

I’m going to do a test to see how much of my fully clothed planescape elf needs to be cropped before tumblr marks him as mature

THEY WANT TO CENSOR HIS ANKLES.