i am small and i must scream

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I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

computer. tallahassee album by the mountain goats. loud enough to kill

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol