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phrasing of this is taking me out
Harder to crucify a being with eight legs
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When the touch is gentle:
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...or affectionate:
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...or romantic:
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Son of the legendary dark knight and Danteâs brother. Lady says he once lost to Dante and got his ass thrown into the depths of the underworld. Later, he turned his swordâ the Yamatoâon himself, using its power to cleave demon from human and so sever everything that was holding back his demonic side. So V was the humanity he left by the wayside⌠Well, theyâre back together now. Vergilâs weakened days are over. â Nico Goldstein about Vergil
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Out of curiosity to my fellow Jumblr peeps: favorite characters that are not canonically Jewish but that you headcanon as Jewish?
Sherlock Holmes.
Hear me out: the man laughs at the idea of having Christian scriptures in his house, plays the violin, claims to be from a line of "country squires" but never says where they're from, is described physically in ways that were common descriptions of Jews when the stories first came out (a "thin, hawk-like nose," gray eyes, black hair and tufted brows), is heavily driven by education and justice, one of the first clients Watson ever mentions (although we don't hear the man's story) is "a Jew pedlar" which implies he's known in the Jewish community, and, frankly, this, from The Adventure of the Naval Treaty:
"There is nothing in which deduction is so necessary as in religion. It can be built up as an exact science by the reasoner."
Holmes is Jewish and that's that.
Also Q from the most recent James Bonds, because vibes, that's why.
oh, wonderful, it's not just me! may I present to you: sherlock holmes and how he was totally jewish. evidence, in the order of 'ehh I thought of it in this order':
his nose is repeatedly described as aquiline. like honestly given doyle's famous consistency that's probably one of his more consistent character traits.
sherlock was. like. not a name anyone gave their kid before. seriously in like twenty years around when he was born there were like under 20 kids named sherlock. you know what it's really close to? like, suspiciously close to? shylock, one of the most famous anglo-jewish literary characters. it could easily have been a name to 'pass' because his real name was, like, shlomo.
also the whole thing where mycroft just. like. appears out of nowhere? yeah, that's mighty suspicious. UNLESS of course mycroft started hiding his jewish identity recently
seriously as noted his family background is. like. suspiciously vague. notably, he says his grandmother was the sister of 'the french artist vernet'. there was more than one french artist named vernet, which makes it kinda weird he didn't clarify. of course, if he was making it up that vagueness would work in his favor.
when we do see the last name of a canonical relative, it's verner. which just doesn't sound very french.
from the opening of the greek interpreter: "During my long and intimate acquaintance with Mr. Sherlock Holmes I had never heard him refer to his relations, and hardly ever to his own early life...His aversion to women and his disinclination to form new friendships were both typical of his unemotional character, but not more so than his complete suppression of every reference to his own people." now, his own people fairly clearly means "his family". but that's a very awkward phrasing and definitely brings to mind 'jews' more than 'oh yeah his brother'
there's almost no theological references. when watson makes a list of holmes' abilities and his knowledge, theology just doesn't appear. this suggests three possibilities: a) it naturally didn't come up enough for watson to have data on it, which seems unlikely (I doubt swordsmanship came up often, but there's a note on his abilities), b) holmes deliberately avoided the subject, or c) to write it down would involve revealing holmes' faith, which watson knew of when publishing, and so watson did not mention it.
there's a conspicuous lack of references to churches and stuff. I can think of two: victor trevor's dog biting him as he was going to the chapel (probably required at the time in university) and when we see him in a church in a scandal in bohemia, witnessing the marriage of irene adler to godfrey norton, he explicitly describes that as "the most preposterous position in which I ever found myself in my life". which is a little odd, because IMO holding the ancient English crown after you found it buried in an acquaintance's yard while trying to track down the vanished butler who tried to find it via clues in a family coming-of-age ritual handed down over the centuries, is somewhat more preposterous (that's in the musgrave ritual, which takes place before holmes and watson meet). unless there's some other factor. if he's jewish that goes a long way towards explaining that.
the stradivarius he got from "a Jew broker's in Tottenham Court Road for fifty-five shillings", another sign of contact with the Jewish community (we only know that the man looked, to Watson's eyes, like a 'Jew pedlar')
okay to be fair there is evidence against. in shoscombe old place, he makes a passing remark to someone being 'in the hands of the Jews' after someone else used the phrase, which is fairly explainable by a a) him covering his Judaism, b) Watson's paraphrasing, or c) wanting to be precise about words. In Hound of the Baskervilles there's a mention of 'the Father of Evil'. in the blue carbuncle, set two days after Christmas, he refers to it as being 'the season of forgiveness'. but honestly, that's about it.
WE SHALL MARRY IN THE SPRING
All joking aside, you and I both missed something that was recently brought back to my attention by Granada: The Crooked Man. In many respects it's a nearly-verbatim page-to-screen translation, and it opens with Colonel John Barclay's wife calling him "David."
In both the show and the original short story, when Watson asks Holmes basically "so what was that all about, anyway," Holmes berates himself and says that word alone should have told him exactly what was going on.
Now I ask you: why would an irreligious man raised in an irreligious or Christian household, with "no knowledge" of religion, say his first instinct should have been "oh, that's totally a David and Bathsheba reference," and then be able to identify its location not only as "the Bible" but "first or second Kings"?
Meanwhile, remind me which king and his son are central to the story of the Tanakh, again?
(Also in my head he will forever be Schlomo Holmes now thank you for that)
I'd even argue that him saying Christmastime is "the season of forgiveness" is more possibly a mark of the culture he lives in (still-rather-Christian Victorian England) than of his own convictions. It's Watson's season of forgiveness. It's the dumbass terrible-at-being-a-criminal's season of forgiveness. It's a cultural courtesy, and frankly given that he has no legal standing for his decision in the case, it's a paper-thin feel-good excuse Watson can publish that the public will take as "oh, what a good culturally Christian man that Mr. Holmes is."
yeah, it's not super strong evidence, but in the interest of honesty I felt I should note it because channukah is not the season of forgiveness, channukah is the season of killing the oppressors (when you have the strength to do so)
also it's first or second of samuel I think. which, if I didn't have all the other evidence, I could probably twist for more support (I mean I'm about to anyway but it'd be more important): I think they add a few books, and being raised in a Jewish context he might not have bothered to learn which books Christians added/split/whatnot so he gave the rough location.
okay another thing: I spent wayyy too much time thinking about mycroft's name and have settled on mo[i]she probably.
and another few notes. one, IF we trust Watson's dating he sometimes clearly works on shabbat. then again Watson once set a story (wisteria lodge I think??) in 1892, in the Hiatus, with Watson very much there and nary a word to be said about it. so any dating attempts should be taken with about 1892 grains of salt. two, a very VERY big leap, based on another conspicuous absence, jack the ripper. what if holmes did investigate, and did find the killer -- but the killer was (as was suspected among antisemites) one of the jewish suspects? he couldn't say this to the police, and watson couldn't publish it -- there'd be too great a risk to communal safety if the news came out that, in fact, it was a jew. g-d knew there was enough damage done without proof. but he also wasn't willing to blame an innocent man. so instead he stayed silent, and maybe stopped it on his own.
I have no idea what to do with Mycroft though since that would mean a Jew would be secretly controlling the government and that has Implications
He may have said "first or second Samuel," he didn't mention the exact book in the show and I didn't have my books in front of me. But you're correct, even if his location of it was a bit off, there are plenty of good reasons for that.
As for working on Shabbat, I can offer six possible options:
1) he's not observant;
2) depending on which stories this occurred in, he may have felt it a matter of pikuach nefesh to spare no time;
3) depending on which stories this occurred in, he may have had to choose between observance and getting information from the police (I guarantee you Lestrade isn't giving up his sabbath for Holmes');
4) he might be part of the Reform movement, and consider the seeking of justice to be more meaningful or glory-giving than rest;
5) Watson got the dates wrong;
6) Watson deliberately obfuscated the dates.
I will say, if we're approaching this from a Great Game angle, I assume Holmes never brings up the Ripper because it's one of the four times he's been beaten. But you raise an extremely good point--shielding the Jewish community at large would be a factor in his mind, and honestly, I can see him finding a way to kill a Jewish Ripper undetected and justifying it to himself as a matter of rodefim. I mean, we see him (indirectly) kill at least two men in canon and give personal pardon to three murderers on compassionate grounds (and Watson is an accessory to two and an accomplice in three). It's not such a stretch. BBC Sherlock has far more than its share of sins to go around, but "just because I am on the side of the angels, do not make the mistake of thinking I'm one of them" is an extremely good description of Holmes.
As for Mycroft: at the time the stories were written, there was no centralized British intelligence agency. Hell, I'm not even sure if the branches of the military had communication with each other (they didn't in the US, and in fact a couple of times we almost lost the Civil War over it). Then you add in Parliament, and the Queen, and you have the possibility for a whole lot of people getting in each others' way. So I see him less as "controlling the government" and more as "he's the guy everyone talks to because they know he has good advice and insight." So for example, let's say some high-powered Navy somebody is like "we should invade Cuba!" Well, that's all well and good, but Mycroft has spoken to the head of the Army and knows they can't spare the men what with the Boer War and continued troubles in India, and although they could theoretically conscript young men for such an invasion, he's spoken to the Minister of Finance who was like "ahahaha with what money?," and he's spoken to a friend in the American government who said America would be very uneasy with an English military operation so close to their shores. So are you certain, Mister High Up Navy Man, that now would be the best time to propose such an invasion to Parliament? And Mister High Up Navy Man is like "hm. Yeah. No. When you put it that way. No way I'm going to try that without land-based support." And this could have gone the other way! Mycroft could have talked to all these people and gone "well, Mister HUNM, it is a military possibility. I would caution that before you proceed it may be prudent to discuss the matter with your American counterpart so as to ensure we don't open hostilities" and Mister HUNM might then have put it before Parliament.
So he's not the man pulling the strings, so to speak, but he is the man who has all the strings, and knows what order to tie them together in to get answers. The fact that his answers tend to be right is related to his Jewishness only in that being a yeshiva kid taught him the fine art of "but what about this from Talmud?" and he was able to apply that skill elsewhere.
Now could he theoretically use this skill to secretly run the whole government? Yeah, sure. If he didn't have slightly less energy and vigor than a tree sloth. But he doesn't and he doesn't want to. That's so much frigging work. Why are you even asking him this? Just the thought is exhausting.
To add another interesting note: while there have been Jewish British knights since 1700, I can't help but wonder if Holmes may have refused a knighthood that one time to prevent people looking more closely at his family history.
Pardon me- I, a gentile- would like to point out that Baker Street is also smack dab in the middle of an Orthodox neighborhood (at least as of the 21st Century).
A fun coincidence, I'm afraid, but it did lead me to look something up, and:
Baker Street is only six and a half miles outside Highgate, which was the Jewborhood in Holmes' time, and from what I was able to find on modern Tube schedules train transport would have been possible to within walking distance if he wanted to go to synagogue (he definitely wasn't Orthodox unless he was off the derech, so train travel would have been permissible). It's not so far as to have severed all contact but it's also far enough for deniable plausibility.
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if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently
another one bites the dust
List of other people who also suck for this reason:
Bill Nighy
Hugh Laurie
James McAvoy
John Lithgow
Katherine Parkinson
Keira Knightley
Kit Harrington
Leo Woodall
Mackenzie Crook
Mathew MacFadyen
Matt Berry
Nick Frost
Paul Whitehouse
Peter Serafinowicz
Riz Ahmed
Shirley Bassey
Simon Armitage
Simon Pegg
Stephen Fry
Stephen Mangan
Warwick Davis
Black Mirror director Ally Pankiw rejected an opportunity to work on HBO's Harry Potter series because of J.K. Rowling's views on gender.Â
"It simply is this easy to say no to funding transphobia"
There are names on that list I don't know, and others that break my heart. Keira Knightley? Keira Knightley got involved in this?
she not only got involved, she pretended to not know anything of JKRs transphobia and brushed it off as "well we will all have to be nice to each other", that interview is NAUSEATING
The AMOUNT of people in that list who absolutely do not need the money from such a project and could also easily find other work is so fucking sickening

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I don't think people who come from wattpad after the purge and now want ao3 to have its own official app understand that one of the main reasons behind the recent wattpad purge that drove them to ao3 was due to pressure from appstore demanding wattpad to be more strict and follow appstore's policy. wattpad complied in order for its app to be able to remain on appstore. thus the wattpad purge.
ao3 doesn't have an app because for it to have an app, appstore will have to approve it first. and if, hypothetically, ao3 needs appstore to approve it, it will also have to abide by appstore's pro-censorship stance and start banning dark and taboo fics, which is against its own core principle of being completely against censorship.
ao3 doesn't need an app. it works more than fine without an app. the reason ao3 can allow dark and taboo fics, the reason it can allow the most disgusting and shockingly vile fics, and be completely against censorship is because it doesn't need appstore's approval. it stands on its own as a non-profit organization with functioning site and a team of lawyers protecting its platform, its users, and every single fanwork on its platform.
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sometimes people on here talk about "accountability" in a way that shows they think that the person they've decided is in the wrong can't actually do anything to redeem themselves other than like. suicide.
Things Accountability IS:
Apologising for the harm that you've caused.
Trying to change your behaviour.
Accepting that not everyone will forgive you and they don't have to.
Things Accountability ISN'T:
Wallowing in your guilt until you think of yourself as nothing but bad.
Accepting an overly distressing punishment for your actions.
Twisting yourself into knots to make sure everyone knows how disgusted you are by yourself.
Other people can't move on if you never do.