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Whys the storage of a car, bottom of a tree, and elephant nose all called trunk?? I can't think of them having anything in common so how did they all end with the same word

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Among Us show headcanons

Red: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Orange: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Yellow: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Lime: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Green: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Cyan: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Blue: Sexy

Purple: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Black: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

Brown: Nonbinary, Pansexual, They/Them

White: Capitalist

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cyan: pansexual /+ blue-curious

phantomrose96

The Amogi getting censored when they remove their backpacks is so fucking funny actually. Full commitment to the bit.

apolladay

Sexiest vowel?

A

E

I

O

U

Y

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

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O is moanable and is hole shaped and Y, well, (‿Y‿) integral to the shape of body, U, °U° penis

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how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

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la llorona: i speak spanish so id tell her to stop crying

train to busan: my destination is before busan

Aliens: im a monsterfucker

a nightmare on elm street: i dont live on elm street

US: i dont live in the united states

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aliens: im a legal citizen

predator: im not donald trump / im an adult / im not a minecraft youtuber / im too old for leonardo dicaprio / im not on the epstein list / im vegan idk theres a lot for this one

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among us s2 where the impostor is just a regular crewmate who is very murderous but there is also an alien impostor who likes to kill and they figure each other out and maybe they hold hands and kiss 😳

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jaxy-boy

THEY'RE FLUFFY ?!??!

Do disabled people sleepwalk?? Like can't move legs kind of disabled. Do they just lift their body off the bed and roll around then wake up wondering how they got there?? Or like other mobility aid??

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how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

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la llorona: i speak spanish so id tell her to stop crying

train to busan: my destination is before busan

Aliens: im a monsterfucker

a nightmare on elm street: i dont live on elm street

US: i dont live in the united states

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Back in my Lesbian days years and years ago I had the honor of participating in the first issue of "That, But Lesbian" by @hattersarts. I chose Shrek of course. I wanted her to look almost unchanged. i am really proud of the hair i decided on, and of course the fat tits. Enjoy, my friends.

rockytheeridian

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cba08

i like a mongoose. here’s my stuff.

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gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

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gay sex truehomo% glitchless sub7min WR

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gay sex alternate ending cut content & easter eggs explained

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gay sex threesome DLC glitch charity exhibition [GDQ]

#whatever we're doing is tumblr version of gay sex #*bites you to leave an alpha mark*

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squeakitties

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

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twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

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mandate-transgenderism

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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