Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch?

the artful dodger actually has the perfect formula for a tv show because it's 30% crime show 30% medical drama 30% period drama romance and 10% anachronistic needle drops

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

really fucking sucks that the only ways to get into space are to be a genius scientist or to have one William dollars. they should just take me to the ISS for a week because I'm a fun guy

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get