Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch?

I think that the cats understand that the laser pointer is a game because when I do something weird with it or ignore one of the cats for too long not making the light go near them they look up at me like what the hell is that about

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

honestly i think the easiest way for tumblr to make money is just make Cumblr a separate site which is just a porn blogging site. just moderate it better than last time and dont let it get overrun with csam and ai shit

theres really no good porn blogging site if you think about it. like. there are porn sites sure but theres not really a blogging space for it aymore and i think its niche but theres probably a market for it at the least

honestly tumblr has so many artists, nsfw and not, it could just use a dedicated gallery feature for art/photog/etc. let people customize it like they customize their blog designs. have some premium galleries if you're really desperate for money. have a sort of etsy-esque shop maybe. idk. there are options out there, i feel like if this site fails its just due to bad leadership at this point.

I think it's so important and crucial for 20 year olds to witness older people who are genuinely bad at some aspects of being a person but are still living lives they find meaningful and enjoyable. Not just "oh I got married and you can too" but like. sometimes you cannot for the life of you finish college or find a good job or stay in a relationship or arrive to locations on time or whatever it is you think when you're 20 that you HAVE to be able to do. But you wind up finding a place in the world anyway. It happens!

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

yeah okay ill reblog that

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

do you think cats understand that we can't see as well in the dark as them or when i trip over my cat in the night is he like. bro what the fuck is your problem. stop being clumsy.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball