Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch?

i love the implication behind the blair witch project (1999) that someone found the filmstock that was the last earthly remnants of three college film students and thought you know what would really honor these people? if we edited this record of their madness and gruesome demise up real nice and sent it to film festivals

I have baby pictures but they're stuck on my phone. You'll have to imagine in your minds eye two very full baby pigeons for me until tomorrow okay?

a lot of your suffering comes from treating your nature like a problem to manage instead of a design to understand

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery

How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets

Why don't you ask my new vagina...

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There was really no winning that one

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback