Poison resistant Adam. Not because he does anything. He's just really tall and has that dad bod so it takes a lot of poison to affect him.
So someone tries to poison his food and he doesn't notice, but Angel steals a bite to taste Adam and keels over dead for a bit.
Who is poisoning this man’s food?
Vaggie probably because she knows it won’t kill him, but hopes a stomach ache will keep him from ruining another movie night with his obnoxious popcorn chewing. And maybe leave enough movie snacks for the rest of them.
Lmao. Half dead Adam propped up in the corner as everyone watches a movie. That would be good.
Blitzø would be funny. Someone paid him to poison Adam and he's like.
Blitzø: well, money is money, but you do realize this won't actually kill him, right? Like, he'll come back.
Sinner: i want him to suffer! He cut my arm off two years ago and I was able to escape but I want my revenge!
Blitzø: ... okay! I already cashed the cheque so don't come crying to me when he pops back up, I M P is not responsible for him taking revenge on you.
Blitzø in the vents: how much fucking poison can this guy eat?! Can on, you fat bastard, die already.
LMFAO. Yes!
Blitzo started off with small drops of antifreeze in his koolaide and by the end of it he’s moved on to just slathering those blue rat poison cubes in icing like poorly constructed wedding cakes.
Adam’s long learned someone was trying to poison him because this isn’t the first guy to come in trying to kill him at the hotel, but at least now he’s getting snacks around the clock.
I love this so much 😂
Adam: Hey, free cake!
Blitzo: Eat it, eat it, eat it- oh, that was quick.
Adam: Man, I feel better than ever.
Blitzo: ...Someone needs to study this guy.
Then ndam heads to the living room to talk to Vaggie.
Adam: Hey, bitch. You gotta fire your cake maker in this dump. That shit didn’t even taste like blueberries.
