A way home

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

why do they put restrictions on drugs for risk of dependency when it's like for a chronic condition. like duh you're going to be dependent it's fucking chronic am i not getting something

Its to make you suffer 🙂‍↕️

ohhhh right sorry i forgot the point of the medical system for a second

Mulan and Mushu, somehow opperating on the same wavelength: oh haven't you heard?

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls

Trolling used to get you banned from forums. Now they call you an influencer and give you brand deals & ad revenue. That's why it's more important than ever not to feed the trolls, especially in spaces where any attention is good attention and getting yelled at by 10k ppl in the comments counts as "engagement", boosting your troll post in the algorithm.

not a true star wars fan cuz i dont think we should make milk all those colors

MATURE CONTENT FILTER?

kids come here look there was a time when you could search “massive cumshots” on tumblr and you’d have so many cumshots on your screen cum was free it was everywhere

SHUT UP AN OLD MAN IS TALKING

girlbulge is such a choice look i really wish it was more normalized

No offense to the droves of nsfw blogs reblogging this, but this was actually not meant to be a horny post. Let trans women exist in public spaces in their natural bodies without having to tuck or take other uncomfortable measures. I deserve to be able to wear tight clothes or go to the beach without having to be uncomfortable or in straight up pain from tucking just because some fragile cis people might think it’s some kind of perverted sexual display if there’s any sign of a bulge. So again, girlbulge is a choice look and I really wish it was more normalized and not seen as something inherently sexual, because it’s literally just how our bodies look in certain clothes.

got my first terf shitstain in the notes throwing a tantrum about this which is part of why i think it’s so important to normalize it. people being driven to seething rage at the mere thought of having to see a little bump under someone’s clothing is not fucking healthy! trans people deserve better than to be treated that way! i should be able to safely wear what i want without having to worry that my body is gonna send someone into a complete fucking rage!

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.