KIROKAZE
pixel skylines
Sade Olutola
shark vs the universe
JVL
occasionally subtle
cherry valley forever
izzy's playlists!
oozey mess
The Bowery Presents
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor
Cosimo Galluzzi
Love Begins
sheepfilms
almost home
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@scream-scream-scream
im gods weakest faggot
i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket
im gods most literate cat can i join
I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.
my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic
wobbuffet
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The swagful Dr. Grace
Local river spirits recently learned of the concept of streaming and were very distressed to know they were so behind on something related to their habitats. As such, they have been working overtime to provide free streaming music to the community, ranging from traditional drowning ballads to experimental cave metal. So please don’t be alarmed when your faucets, showers, and toilets start serenading you, as we are still working on explaining to them acceptable streaming platforms and the downsides of broadcasting on every moving water source.
This is awesome on so many levels.
Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.
Oh my fucking god.
JESUS CHRIST
I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”
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And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???
leif moodboard part 2
I think about him all the time
atlas
:)
GET HIS ASS KUNIKIDA !!!!!!
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two sides of the same coin
Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.
From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.
Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.
Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!
Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?
Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!
Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!
Chi-Fu: SHE'S A WOMAN LI SHANG!
Mulan: Look-
Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: WE CAN EXPLAIN!!
[One convoluted, chaotic explanation later]
Shang: ...is this why you've all been insisting we don't camp anywhere that doesn't have a lake.
Shang: and then none of you actually swim in it.
Shang: and you all keep jumping at shadows.
Shang: wait a second Ping did this happen before or after you became insanely good at fighting?
Shang: did you get better at fighting after you became a woman.
Shang: are women better at fighting than us.
Mulan: ....uh. well. maybe? no one's ever tried to find out.
Yao: [thinking very fast] y'know Captain it's just so hard to find recruits these days.
Chien Po: Real shortage of men.
Ling: Lots of women, though.
Mulan: [catching on] Without marriage prospects.
Shang: You're right, men. The spirits must have done this in order to show us that we should be recruiting women as fighters.
Mushu [from the shadows, seeing an opportunity to do the funniest thing]: EXACTLY, LI SHANG. I HAVE TRANSFORMED PING INTO A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO LONG OVERLOOKED THE TRUE WAY TO WIN THE WAR.
Mulan [seeing an opportunity to get all the stories straight]: O Great Spirit, is it reversible?
Mushu: WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO REJECT MY GIFT? I HAVE SEEN YOUR HEART, CHILD, AND HAVE ALREADY ALTERED THE MEMORIES OF EVERYONE WHO KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR THE ARMY. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THEIR DAUGHTER.
Li Shang: Welp, the spirits have spoken. Ping - wait is your name still Ping if you're a woman now?
Mulan: Uh. Actually, I was thinking of renaming myself. How do you feel about Mulan?
BONUS:
Mulan [climbing out of the eleventh lake the men have arranged for her to swim in]: Yeah no, it didn't work. Still got boobs. [tries to appear dejected].
Chien Po: If it makes you feel better, they're very nice boobs.
Mulan: Thanks, Chien Po.
Mulan and Mushu, somehow opperating on the same wavelength: oh haven't you heard?
there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting
oh do I have the game for you
I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.
and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.
surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.
oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours
gift for @relsage for the skk mixtape 2026 exchange! :)
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ryland grace is so important to me because he’s representation for people that Just Don’t Want To Fucking Do It. he’s not a reluctant hero- he makes no effort to embark on his hero’s journey. he doesn’t just refuse the call, he doesn’t even just go running and screaming and kicking- the call literally has to sedate him into a comatose state and launch him off the face of the Earth. He doesn’t want his life to be harder than it is. He wants to stay where he is, doing what he loves and he’s okay with not going through dramatic personality changes because he’s aware of his imperfections and prefers comfort to flawlessness, and that’s NOT a flaw! He does not want to be the most important person at work, he does not want to be put into a life threatening situation. BUT when he wakes up in space and realizes he’s the only fucking person that can do it, he heaves a great sigh and rolls his eyes and yeah okay, fine. he’ll do it. what other choice does he have.
#he’s so oldest daughter core to me#like i do not want to be the person yall rely on#i don’t want you guys to expect me to solve your problems#I WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE#GET ME OUT OF HERE#but if no one else is gonna fucking do it#and someone has to#i guess i will
These tags really hit the nail on the head of one of the reasons why I relate to Grace so much (way more than I ever could to any typical "hero" in any story). I am a runner too. My first knee-jerk reaction to all kinds of problems is to flee and I am very adamant about avoiding danger in my life. But I am also the oldest daughter! People always expect me to be THE reasonable reliable one who goes and solves the all the issues. So "if no one else is gonna do it I guess that means I am doing it" became a basic habit of my life. This also ties way better than you may think into being a loner with socialization issues while at the same time finding your purpose in a job that is all about having responsibility and connecting with people (like teacher or doctor)
