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Never forget: Moose are legit Ice Age megafauna that never died out.

He just….just….pet the wild moose…the bravery, the hutzpah

The forbidden snoot!

Normally I would say you shouldn’t pet a wild animal, but the moose is already right there. If you’re that close to a moose’s snout you might as well pet it. If the moose wants to kill you, you’re going to die, so you might as well.

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A giant moose, OP says when that is just a normal size moose

What is projection?

For all of the idiots in the notes ^

Honest to god - even if you make 6 figures a year? you're closer to poverty than true wealth. Check your shit and remember who your real allies and enemies are guys.

There was a wonderful study done about 15 years ago I think, that shows that people cannot accurately identify their income bracket. Most people who own a home think they are upper middle class when in fact they are closer to the poverty line. Even people living well below poverty often identify as middle class. The wealth gap is even worse now. I wonder if anyone actually knows their financial standing.

once in a while, I happen to have the fortune to stumble upon a Tumblr post that actually delights me

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Wound cleaner, anaesthetic, surgical instrument sterilizer, and post-surgical cleanup, all in one convenient bottle

I just think "data center water usage should be federally regulated," while less catchy and less emotionally charged, is a stronger political stance than "fuck AI." Targets the systemic flaw rather than a product, you know?

I'm in favor of all of this. Let's make it happen.

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

That man held it in until he knew for a fact that they’d need another take anyway, and not a moment less.

Its a metaphor for the drive through

only 8 dollars and 12 cents huh? What the fuck was Odysseus problem then

there was road work