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How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

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MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

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Always reblog Him face. In all years and all times. Him face brings good luck always!

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I’ll try it

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