... how does one splorp Count Binface? I am genuinely confused.
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... how does one splorp Count Binface? I am genuinely confused.

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Because I've seen this multiple times now
If you deliberately go into comments of people who enjoyed the finale just to continue ranting how shit it was you're an asshole and deserve every block
louder for the people in the back
Yep, I agree, as someone who won't even watch it.
People get to like things I don't. Hell, maybe they'll change my mind a little.
I want to expand on this a little bit, for a moment, as gently as I can.
Ripping somebody's meta to shreds in public is a jerk move. Arguing with it is fine -- everybody remembers the back-and-forths GO fandom had over the Final Fifteen, right? and that everybody basically kept their hats on about it, right? -- but "this meta is witless and so is its author" is deeply, deeply uncool. Leaving the meta author's name off doesn't fix it, either.
I'm seeing a lot of meta-shredding lately and I'd rather not be.
The decent responses to bad meta are respectfully refuting it or ignoring it. There is no third option in a reasonably kind fandom.
Thanks.
Every time I reach this part on a Feet of Clay reread I have to remind myself that this is actual canon
"Dead? Nonsense!" and then he's just lying there like:
o_/\__
#the artistic rendition is very helpful
#help#the emoji is just#😂😂😂
#the little emoji man had me creased thank you
This is genuinely the only fanart I've ever contributed to the Discworld fandom so I'm glad it's being appreciated lmao
o_/\__ <- Havelock, Lord Vetinari, DMAP, DM, DGS, MA, MPE, MASc, MIDD, BScl, DiPE, Provost of the Guild of Assassins and Patrician of Ankh-Morpork
Yes, and I think that's important actually. PTerry didn't want to set up Vetinari as an invulnerable idol incapable of mistakes or being harmed -- that's a god, and PTerry mostly didn't hold with gods, and definitely didn't want one in charge of Ankh-Morpork.
(Vetinari's opinion of gods, as expressed in Unseen Academicals, is scathing and I adore it.)
So yes, the book title Feet of Clay absolutely does refer to Vetinari, among others.
My favorite Vetinari-is-not-omnicapable moment is actually "Small man? Very clean shoes?" because seeing the unbeatable manipulator utterly thrown off by a non-manipulation (poor AE Pessimal is honest as the day) will never not be hilarious.
so many people have inspired me to be nothing like them
the trick is: "not like that" leaves 359° of possibility, many of which are dreadful. as jane wagner wrote in "search for signs of intelligent life": "i always wanted to be somebody. i see i should've been more specific."
i have much of my mom in me. (raised by wolverines, what can you do?) i observed her very closely, and noted how that was working out for her, and tried different approaches. i was feral when i met the love of my life, and she gently, generously, socialized me. the world owes her a great debt.
My father was an anthropology professor. I also have spent most of my career teaching in higher ed (though whether I am a "professor" depends somewhat on whether you think they have to hold a Ph.D).
He despised his students, loved tricking them on exams, only ever complained about them.
I didn't know a whole lot about andragogy when I started teaching, but I sure did know I didn't want to teach like my dad.
And I don't. I've made my own mistakes -- plenty of them -- but I have successfully rejected his model of teaching.

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so many people have inspired me to be nothing like them
the trick is: "not like that" leaves 359° of possibility, many of which are dreadful. as jane wagner wrote in "search for signs of intelligent life": "i always wanted to be somebody. i see i should've been more specific."
i have much of my mom in me. (raised by wolverines, what can you do?) i observed her very closely, and noted how that was working out for her, and tried different approaches. i was feral when i met the love of my life, and she gently, generously, socialized me. the world owes her a great debt.
"But it was this ending all along" my arse
(Newt and Anathema probably never met)
Great minds, because exactly this has been in my WIP notes for a couple weeks. Struck me as just the sort of thing that would occur to Aziraphale, and it's easy enough for him to have found out about (and greatly lamented) the destruction of the second book.
So, it looks like I'm doing this? I'm not sure I should be doing this, but I guess I'm doing this.
The opening chapter of The Miracle is live. Quoting its end note:
Look, that so-called finale was just not it. You're welcome to like it if you like, but you can't — cannot — make me like genocide and annihilation. No shade on the cast or crew; the no-prize lands squarely in the laps of the writers. I can't fix anything about it. I can't fix the fandom falling apart over it. I also can't possibly make everyone's dreams for the end of Good Omens come true — not least because the fandom's dreams are as contradictory as the nearest Eric. I don't know what I can do, honestly... except "better than whatever the fuck that was." Low bar, don't you know. This will update as I have time to outline and write it. I know what the three scenes after this are; after that, we'll just have to see. I won't be bothered in the least if you wait to read until I'm finished. If you see anything in it that you'd like to rewrite, riff off, expand, illustrate, or otherwise play with, please feel free. I'd love a link, but that's up to you. Parts of the description of the cave man (whom I will tag, eventually, but I wouldn't deprive the first readers of the smug feeling of figuring out who he is) are owed to my favorite GO fic writer, @copperplatebeech.
A quick Chapter 2 is up. Warning for minor character death, though in all honesty I don't think I killed this character!
And here's Chapter 3. I don't think I need to warn for the Metatron being an utter asshole; that's canon. That the finale doesn't take that at all seriously as an exploitable leadership vulnerability doesn't mean that I can't!
I also partially tagged the caveman from Chapter 1. I was quite delighted to find there are other fics with him tagged!
Chapter 4 is up! In which Crowley and the Bentley try to work things out, and Satan shows his hand.
It's about Motivation, darling...
Chapter 5 is up, with my apologies for the delay. Messed it up, had to rewrite, you know how it is.
Where's Waldo Jesus?
I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version
Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you
Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you
Are you surviving?
100% no, my corpse is desecrated
100% no, but I am given a proper burial
Yes, but with major injuries
Yes, but with minor injuries
100% yes, not a scratch on me
Other (explain in tags)
College 101: Ask, Don't Tell
This advice is yet again brought to you by things my students do, to my ongoing bewilderment and frustration. Twice in a single day this week, I had students inform me (sic) that they will be (sic) submitting work that is 1-2 weeks late... in a course that only runs for 5 weeks. There is a clear late work policy in the syllabus. Strangely enough, this policy is not "do whatever, it's fine!"
Here's the thing: I'm happy to offer emergency extensions. Like many of my colleagues, I'm also perfectly happy to offer non-emergency extensions, as long as they're requested in advance. If students are managing their time well enough to ask for an extension before the deadline, I will distribute extensions like Oprah distributing cars. But surfacing from a period of non-submission of work to inform your professor -- who is probably managing a minimum of 100 students across their courses -- that you will be submitting late work, because fuck their rules and fuck their workload... this is not likely to win their goodwill.
Yep. There's a point past which I cannot help you even if I want to (and if I'm honest there are times I don't want to; they rhyme with "entitlement" and "guilt-tripping"). Not least because it is unfair to your classmates, who are facing whatever they're facing (which is not necessarily less than what you are!) and still turning in their work.
Ghosts are the hardest students to help. Don't ghost me.

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I know people are joking, but in case some people are also out there making self-deprecating jokes preemptively like I do: I don't think you have to couch a rejection of GO3 or whatever part of it as denial. I mean, denial exists; you could deny objective facts, things that specifically appear on-screen, but that's typically the opposite of what people are doing when they say "I don't accept GO3" or whatever. In fact, I think there is something pretty down-to-Earth about being able to suss out which parts of a popular cultural story resonate with you and which parts you are choosing not to engage with. You are both recognizing its importance to you and recognizing it as fiction.
In a way, I feel framing it as denial might sort of...give GO3 more power than it deserves in our heads. It's an abstraction with an "authority" based in money (production value) and legal contracts (copyright laws), not in the things that give our experiences meaning. We're having the real experiences. We define our own experiences. People can say there's something wrong with rejecting a portion of canon, but who are they and what authority do they have over what goes on in our heads? Are these people we'd trust to judge other aspects of our lives? It's entirely reasonable to make a choice about what you will allow a fictional work to mean to you. The finale doesn't need to be denied, because it can be chopped up and used as mulch instead.
To quote Nick Fury: I recognize that (canon) has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
S3 happened, I'm not denying any of what was on screen. I just think it's wildly OOC, badly written crap and so I am ignoring it. That is a thing fans have been doing with media for ages.
happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july
probably meant "refuses to fuck Nietzsche" but whatever, I'm in this picture and I'm perfectly happy with that
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Is there a regional dish specific to the region you live in or grew up in that you particularly like?
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Ivan Vorpatril NO.
With the whole "Markiplier making his own DVD copies of Iron Lung to sell" thing, it's been fascinating and slightly concerning how many people seem to genuinely believe that if a physical release isn't coming from a giant corporation, it must automatically be a bootleg.
Look at me.
Look me directly in the eyes while I say this.
You can just make things.
You can simply create something and put it into the world.
That's allowed.
People have been doing it for centuries.
They sell blank VHS tapes. They sell blank DVDs. Blank CDs. You can buy flash drives by the bucketful if you really want to. If you create a movie, an album, a game, a documentary, or a four-hour video essay about the mating habits of fictional space goblins, you are entirely permitted to put that thing on physical media and sell it.
That is not piracy.
Piracy is taking something that belongs to someone else and reproducing or distributing it without permission.
If I buy a DVD of a movie, I own that copy of the movie. I do not own the movie itself. I didn't acquire the rights to duplicate it, press a thousand copies, and start selling them out of my garage like I've become the regional distributor for Warner Bros.
The copyright, distribution rights, and intellectual property still belong to whoever created it or whoever legally acquired those rights.
If I start burning copies of Iron Lung and selling them myself without Markiplier's permission, that's piracy.
If Markiplier, who made and owns the rights to Iron Lung, burns copies and sells them himself, that's just distribution.
He's the rights holder.
He's distributing his own work.
If you made it, if it came from your own mind, your own work, your own time, your own resources, then congratulations. You own the thing. You don't need a corporation to bless it with legitimacy.
The corporation is not what makes it real.
The fact that it exists is what makes it real.
I think we've accidentally spent so many years living inside a world dominated by mass-produced media that some people have developed the strange assumption that all media emerges from a factory somewhere. As if films naturally occur in shrink-wrapped plastic cases and descend from the heavens aboard a pallet truck.
But independent artists have been burning discs, dubbing tapes, printing books, pressing records, and mailing things directly to people for longer than many of us have been alive.
That's not a bootleg.
That's just a product.
It's not "bootleg."
It's just... leg.
The normal kind.
The original, free-range, locally sourced leg.

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do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Yes
No