I'm a non-virgin who can't drive

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

you see the thing about SSRIs is that

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?