Not today Justin
oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day
Product Placement
shark vs the universe
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
almost home
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todays bird
Sade Olutola
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d e v o n
Love Begins
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i don't do bad sauce passes
Xuebing Du
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it's crazy how many super duper patriarchal things get retroactively justified in the name of being about love. yeah I'm sure women taking their husbands surname has always 100% been about recovering from trauma and distancing yourself from abusive family or whatever and has absolutely nothing at all to do with women being seen as property. great work here everyone, marriage as a concept has been redeemed through the power of pop psychology
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Can anyone name one (1) great European achievement from the past 50 years?
What A Feeling by One Direction
do you live in fear of garlic cock man finding out his story was posted on the internet
I live in fear of Garlic Cock Man finding out about apple cider vinegar.
i live in fear of falling in love with the garlic cock man (im a vampire)
do you live in fear of garlic cock man finding out his story was posted on the internet
I live in fear of Garlic Cock Man finding out about apple cider vinegar.
WORST news of the week bro
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mog-maxxing
im peacefully getting into the story when all of a sudden holzy hassy and hazy come walking by
jon and damian becoming best friends for life, they even consider themselves brothers. but it would be even better if they were brothers for real… and both of their dads are single…
cue supersons elaborating a plan to get clark and bruce to date
someone sure should write a fic with this prompt wink wink
jon and damian becoming best friends for life, they even consider themselves brothers. but it would be even better if they were brothers for real… and both of their dads are single…
cue supersons elaborating a plan to get clark and bruce to date
cuffing season is here ! (the bondage prompt in kinktober fics)
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Rodney Dangerfield comedy special where it becomes increasingly apparent that his wife is actually abusive and this is a cry for help, has anyone done that bit before?
I'll tell ya what my wife's got no respect for me no respect. I asked her if she saw the mailman about my missing package and she says "I've been putting rat poison in your Martini"
I get home the other day from golf and I says to her "it was great honey every hole was 3 strokes or less" and she hit me on my schlong with a phone book no respect!
She found me
I died and went to heaven... I guess in the end I did get...some respect
I think I invested a little too much in this one
It'll pay off any time now
Every day we get closer!
It's almost ripe! It'll be ripe soon!
We're closer to ripe than we've ever been before
Just wanted to make sure you guys saw this, it'll be ripe soon and I just want to be sure you've seen it before it's ripe. Because when it is ripe you'll be like "woah that's very ripe" and as previously mentioned it's VERY close to being ripe
My tiddies bounce when I walk, of course I expect princess treatment! 
i love the trans katsuki headcanon bc it implies he chose the name katsuki so izuku’s nickname for him would still be kacchan :)
DRUNK WEDDING/FAKE DATING BKTD AU
katsuki and shouto are both bored out of their mind at a shitty hero gala. katsuki is adamant in his hatred and rivalry for shouto still, but he decides he makes better company than all the other extras praising him only in hope to get a leg up in the social ladder.
they’re done with this party about thirty minutes in, and they decide to just get drunk on free champagne. turns out, shouto is a blabber mouth when alcohol enters his system, and he’s soon spilling out all these fucking feelings about loneliness and craving romance etc. katsuki makes fun of him for it, knowing he feels the same way. there’s no way he’d tell anyone that though, much less icyhot.
and so they drink.
katsuki and shouto wake up married. they have no recollection of what happened between drinking at the gala and waking up in an unfamiliar penthouse with wedding rings and a marriage certificate. but they woke up married. this morning couldn’t start worse, and yet.
there’s a video circulating on the internet, of katsuki and shouto holding hands and walking down the streets fucking- giggling, taken by some random extra. said extra approaches them, and ask katsuki if they were friends. to which katsuki gets mad, because the half and half is not his friend, never.
« that’s my mother fucking husband right here. get it fucking right » he was showing off the rings and everything, and shouto was just behind him. blushing.
PR called them. a fake dating contract is drawn. shouto and katsuki both wonders what they did in their past lives to get a karma this bad.
happy birthday all might !
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maybe katsuki thought izuku was pitying him because he didn’t know love could be so kind
this is NOT funny. need my apology video now. blood. tears. and a ukulele.
what if even after they reconcile katsuki keep pushing izuku away because he thinks he will never be able to love izuku as softly as he deserves. what if katsuki thinks he’s not enough.
what if as a result izuku tries to hold on to katsuki tighter, only pushing him further away, and starts to think his softness makes him weak and useless. what if izuku thinks he’s too much.
what if both katsuki and izuku think they can’t love right
I JUST WOKE UP.
did you at least kiss and hug the brick before throwing it at me.
just say you hate me 😭
imagine if all this hurt turns into resentment and bitterness towards each other because they’re tired of hating themselves, and it’s easier to blame one another.
but eventually they feel guilty feeling the way they do, guilt turns into shame, turns into self hatred again.
it’s a vicious cycle, and they go round and round and round again, never knowing if they’re chasing something, or running away from it.
they both changed so much over the years, but in a way, they’re still the same as they’ve always been
maybe katsuki thought izuku was pitying him because he didn’t know love could be so kind
this is NOT funny. need my apology video now. blood. tears. and a ukulele.
what if even after they reconcile katsuki keep pushing izuku away because he thinks he will never be able to love izuku as softly as he deserves. what if katsuki thinks he’s not enough.
what if as a result izuku tries to hold on to katsuki tighter, only pushing him further away, and starts to think his softness makes him weak and useless. what if izuku thinks he’s too much.
what if both katsuki and izuku think they can’t love right
