theShadyNative

When he's hella #lucky you found your adapter off the #headphones he borrowed between the time it took you to get angry and the time it took him to get home. #rage #music #sound #makingmusic (at Fort Lauderdale, Florida)

Started him on #diet treats this week 😂 #love my #fatty #bully #dog <3 (at Oakland Park, Florida)

#BOGO well #liquor #drinks, domestic #beer, and #wine and #burger + beer + fries for 6.99$ all day until 7pm - then stick around for #KARAOKE at 9pm with #JoetheBartender! #drinklocal #eatlocal #FortLauderdale Best prices on #FortLauderdaleBeach! #NorBe (at Dive Bar Fort Lauderdale)

#bottomsup #FortLauderdale ! Who's joining me for some music #liveatthedive tonight!? 5$ #captainmorgan & #smirnoff and awesome #burgers and THE BEST #fries by the #beach! Stop in and try my new #shots - #summer is here and so are my #NorthBeachSunrise shots. Come on over after #Tortuga on #FortLauderdaleBeach! I'll be there 9pm to close! #drinklocal #mixology (at Dive Bar Fort Lauderdale)

Came up with this #YUMMY layered #shot last night in my spare time 😊 super #tropical ans refreshing, just in time for this #FortLauderdale #summer. Calling it a #NorthBeachSunrise 😍 available exclusively from #yourstruly at #DiveBarFortLauderdale from 9pm on at the #BackBar #liveatthedive #drinklocal #native (at Dive Bar Fort Lauderdale)

On my way to latenight #gym session, waiting for #myman to get out of work. Maybe 9pm #preworkout wasn't the best idea...anyway, about to #crushit! #arms tonight #blackandwhite #selfie (at Fort Lauderdale, Florida)

See ya' later #alligator #Everglades #Florida #nature (at Shark Valley Everglades National Park)

Took my #dog on a long walk to #PetSupermarket so he could pick a new toy. Of course he picks a double-ended #rubber #dick. #dildo (at Pet Supermarket 3939 N Federal Highway)

"This station sparked #fire then started #smoking. It's #notworking." Maybe it's #stoned #straightfire #unemployed #irony #foundart (at Publix at Coral Ridge Shopping Center)

#FortLauderdale where you can #eat slammin #pizza and #sandwiches 24/7 #onthesand. Sober up! #Friday has yet to come...! #latenight #beach #Primanti (at Primanti Bros. Fort Lauderdale)

Endless #nothing #Florida #Everglades #latergram #nofilter #nature (at Chapel Trail Park)

Nothing better than a #Samantha #kiss

What. In. The. Holy. Hell. If I could explain it in a less #convoluted way, I would. But there isn't one. You messed up #healthcaregov #obamacare #healthinsurancemarketplace #potus #penalty #doesobamareallycare (at Fort Lauderdale, Florida)

Won't let #construction get us down in this beautiful #FortLauderdale #weather! Join ME for THE BEST #JUICY #burger and #beer special for 6.99$ from 12pm-7pm at #DiveBarFortLauderdale ...and then at 9pm with #JoetheBartender and Freddy for the MOST FUN #KARAOKE around!! #liveatthedive #local #drinklocal (at Dive Bar Fort Lauderdale)

There's something decidedly less #poetic about a #postcoital #vape #millennial #problems #Juul #blackandwhite (at Fort Lauderdale, Florida)

Damn it feels good to be a #gangster (except it really didn't this #morning) #hungover #thursdayisthenewfriday #yesterdaysmakeup #messyhair #selfie (at Fort Lauderdale, Florida)