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My current fave trend is people posting "benchmark results" as you can see:
My personal favorite:
I don't know why, but it's so funny to me that all the characters look like they belong in a Puppet Combo game, but then here's Alma looking perfectly fine and normal lol
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A retouch of an old old piece! Still super proud of it, didn't need all that much work to bring it up to standard. Mizutsune taking a cozy lil nap!
taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look
reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind
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Rainbow iridescent pileus clouds filmed in Haikou, China, 08.23.2022
My favorite âhumans are space orcsâ idea is that trope where aliens kidnap some humans for their zoo, except it ends up like Jurassic Park. And the poor Alien Humanologists who were invited to the park are like:
âYou mean you locked up a pack of curious, highly competitive persistence predators with NO enrichment in the enclosure? You FOOLS! If you had bothered to throw a basketball or half a box of Legos in there, KE-X9 would still be alive!
âWell of course they climbed the retaining wall! Did you think to study their evolutionary lineage AT ALL?â
The humans would find a way to use the basketball and legos to escape. I mean one time a guy somehow escaped from a prison in Mexico without breaking any laws so his escape would be legal so honestly given enough time the Jurassic park situation is inevitable.
Jurassic Park would be awesome, but now that I think about it I also kind of love love the idea of humans as the alien zoo equivalent of those octopuses that climb out of their tanks and wander around taste-testing other exhibits or throwing sub-par shrimp at handlers.Â
Like theyâre totally unable to figure out whatâs happening because the cameras keep going out, but every night things get moved, or stolen, exhibits are disappearing, WHAT IS GOING ON, theyâve moved facilities twice and itâs still happening, are they haunted, are the ancestors angry, WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
And then a weary humanologist is all â⌠your humans are getting outâ.Â
âThat is impossible.âÂ
âTheyâre getting out.âÂ
âThat enclosure is COMPLETELY SECURE.âÂ
âAnd yet somehow theyâre getting out.âÂ
âTHE HUMANS ARE NOT GETTING OUT.âÂ
âOh yeah? I bet you twenty glarks theyâre getting out. Stay after closing time with me and Iâll show you.âÂ
*next day*
â⌠the humans were getting out.âÂ
â⌠why did they keep going back in, then?!â
(In a deeply embarrassed mumble) âThey said they werenât going to escape until they finished their behavioural experiments. Uh. On us.â
two things come to mind:
1 - at our own zoos the MOST notorious jail breakers are the orangutans, who exploit all manner of methods, including literal lock picking. One orangutan, Ken Allen escaped several times WHILE THE ZOO WAS OPEN TO THE PUBLIC without getting caught by watching Zoo employees, even when they tried to disguise themselves as tourists to catch him at it. While he was being âsecretlyâ surveilled, he managed to escape AND show the other orangutans how to escape. They finally found out he was doing some thought-to-be-impossible rock climbing to escape. To fix it, they brought in a team of human rock-climbers to locate all possible methods of climbing out. So. Humans would absolutely be the worst to try to keep contained. Like, âescape roomsâ are currently seen as a fun date idea. Iâm sayin.
2 - animals that escape most often return to their own enclosure (after all thatâs where their beds and dinners are, and if the zoo is any good it is the place best suited to their species-specific needs for miles and miles) after they have had sufficient excitement. Ken Allen the orangutan would escape and wander around the zoo looking at the animals like heâd bought a ticket. So if the keepers were nice, and formed a bond, and the set up was comfy, once the human knew they could get out if they really wanted, theyâd probably go back, depending on how uncomfortable/dangerous the alien environment was.
I mean if they were raised in captivity. Wild-caught humans, all bets are off; depending on age of capture a return home could be a full blown obsession, the sabotage of engineering from mechanisms up to entire facilities is a strong possibility, and they may go on a murder spree with improvised or stolen weapons if desperate.
Wild-caught Americans might choose to stay for the free housing and health care. I wouldâve said this jokingly once but now Iâm 100% serious.
Badgers and coyotes hunt together. It's a thing. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service explains that âstudies have shown that this unusual relationship is beneficial for both species. The coyote can chase down prey if it runs and the badger can dig after prey if it heads underground into its burrow systems.â
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Iâve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.
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New York. Martes.
Iâm sorry but there is nothing more aggressively New York than that guy climbing over the rail to get to the subway faster while ignoring megafauna pizza rat
Every single odd number has an âeâ in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenât spelled with the letter e in it âŚ
father godÂ
âŚif you can split a number in half evenly, itâs even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-â
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyâŚ.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter âEâ.
đŁYOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsâŚ
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itâs EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said âevery single ODD number has an âeâ in itâ not âevery single number with an âeâ is oddâ what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weâre still here
happy New yearâs eve
Iâm going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnât have an e. Just sayingâŚ
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iâm fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneđ
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canât.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IâM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatâs an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYâRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iâm gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnât a number
It canât be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yâall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNâT HAVE E IN IT
THATâS BECAUSE ITâS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. đ
This is art at its finest
one week to 2020 dudes
Several pieces of artwork from New PokĂŠmon Snap
I rewatched both shows at the same time, of course this was gonna happen
 (i know Edâs leg is in the opposite side shh)
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Where could that kid have got to?Â
(via)
I love how he wags his tail like a puppy!!!
Isnât this the potion Snow Whiteâs stepmom used to turn herself into a witchÂ
I love how pleased with this whole process he looks.
^^^đ
need someone to look at me the way this man looks at his science experiment
I used to do stuff like this all the time when I was a kid, just mix together different stuff to make âpotionsâ (I had at least a general understanding of what NOT to mix together, so I never accidentally created something dangerous)
