All those legendary/very old tumblr posts

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

Anyone who does this is a chaotic-good

@i-will-sometimes-make-a-sound

BEGIN THE MOSSENING

I’m not gon do it… I’m just thinking about…

@fanvergentinanexistentialcrisis

WHOS GONNA DO THIS WITH ME

be gay do (eco friendly) crime

IT IS TIME TO ONCE AGAIN REMIND EVERYONE THAT I WISH I WERE POSION IVY FOR ECO CRIME REASOMS

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

if i knew they were gonna make my post british i never would’ve gave it away

#don't

the communication on this hellsite (affectionate) is an ecosystem

#an individual human being is actually a microbiome in its own right—you are dealing with a legion each time you approach them     #they carry pathological agents inside their deep tissues and this is advantageous to their health     #one of the most widespread and resilient viruses on their planet is treated as mildly hazardous—even though it causes     #massive disruption to the body’s homeostasis     #(their young offspring endure multiple rhinovirus infections EACH YEAR yet they seem unperturbed by this)     #they have developed such long lifespans that now their primary threat is their own body’s degeneration     #humanity has literally figured out how to survive so long that their body gives out under them     #and they are not satisfied with that     #stupid willful vengeful survivalists who treat mortality like a challenge    

I am speechless

Reblogging so I can reread in the morning

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s well worth doing again.

This post is AWESOME. Nice to see it on my dash again in 2016.

#their immune systems are so aggressive that in some rare mutations it attacks their other bodily functions #but it DOESN’T kill them???? #they can apparently function with HOLES in their brains and the linings of their nerves shredded off #and all it does is slow them down a little #some of them voluntarily expose themselves to radiation if their cells multiply the wrong way #they voluntarily ingest things known to cause death in other species from their own planet???? #how????? #dislocating their joints only slows them down #they’ll just pop it back into place and keep going #their pain threshold is too high #their cartilige and tendons too flexible #hell some of them have mutated genes that let their joints flex in ways that would break even other humans #they’re STILL evolving in all sorts of directions #being one of the most terrifying predators in the universe is apparently not enough #god help us all if they start growing more than two sets of teeth in a lifetime (x)

They use toxins to kill mutated cells in their own body, shutting down their immune system and any growth of cells for a while. Their stomach produces acid that would technically allow them to eat rotting meat like scavengers. They eat rotten fish and don’t die of it. They let their food get mouldy and then consider it a delicacy. Some of them have severe chemical imbalances inside their bodies that should make them shut down, but they don’t. They endure. Somehow they just endure. Losing multiple limbs? Yeah, it can kill them, but mostly it just slows them down. They walk barefoot over hot coals that should burn them. They breathe oxygen, one the more corrosive gases. They completely ignore nitrogen in the air. Their heads have grown so big that it’s actually a severe hazard for giving birth, resulting in very underdeveloped offspring being born. Their offspring is so underdeveloped that it takes them years to learn how to move on their own or articulate their needs. To make sure they take care of their offspring, they developed a strong chemical reaction to the specific face structure of their young. This is so strong that it works with other species as well. And may the gods have mercy if you encounter more than one. Even while speaking completely different languages they still manage to work together as a team. They keep apex predators as their pets.

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

hey it’s 2018 and i can’t believe this is still going around but i did look through the notes a bit and Y'all Made a Lot of Funnies and said some very sweet things too. this tweet is still the best tweet of all time.

He’s untethered from time of course he doesn’t know how to respond to how was your day! Days do not exist for him! Honestly you’re being. A bit insensitive right now

ok well I’ve written a dissertation since this was posted. many changes

ok well I’ve written two dissertations since this was posted. even more changes

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

IT’S THE POST

I didn’t see that this was made by a fucking bot so I spent like 10 min trying different alternatives for “Wet or creepy gym” and then when I couldn’t find anything i go to try and get answers on this post just to realize it is in fact a fucking outdated Pepe meme bot Tumblr post made for god knows what reasons someone decides to spend time in making a bot like this just for a shitty meme with no real life actual connections like fuck man