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The heat has claimed its first victim....
Just kidding, this fool is out here sunning himself and taking naps.
DID YOU KNOW, peafowl (and other birds) sun themselves like this to kill ectoparasites? This kind of sunning can take their feather temps to 140F+, hot enough to kill feather lice. And he's just soaking it up like he hatched on the surface of the fucking sun. So comfy he can barely keep his eyes open.
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So I'm playing Skyrim and trying to do the fishing quests. I go to Haelgas bunkhouse to find Swims and there's just a Thief running around.
I'm. I'm not sure this npc is supposed to be there. I know they spawn in Riften (and inevitably get mobbed by guards and killed; interestingly the nps inside Haelgas are just ignoring him) but I've never seen one indoors. He's just frantically running around and I keep thinking about pigeons that get stuck in big stores. I wanna chase him around with a net and gently release him outdoors where he belongs.
Ok. He got down the stairs and I blocked them off. I've cast a calm spell on him and he's stopped running around. I think I can repeatedly nudge him to the door, talk to him, and quickly exit.
He's fallen down the other stairs. I didn't even realize there was a floor down :(
But good news: when he's calmed, he just goes upstairs to either lean against a wall or sit in a chair.
But is this ethical. If I put him back into his natural habitat, he'll just be killed by guards. At least in Haelgas he'll just repeatedly run around.
sorry i’ve been MIA for a week, my schedule was completely booked (ironically, not with reading). but i am back and still thinking about how Murderbot is the ultimate representation of corporate burnout.
like, the most unrealistic part of The Murderbot Diaries isn't the space travel or the rogue AIs.
Society: "You can be anything you want!"
Murderbot: "I want to be perceived by absolutely no one while Sanctuary Moon plays in the background."
it’s the fact that Murderbot gets freedom from its corporate corporate overlords, looks at the vast, infinite universe of possibilities, and immediately chooses to use its newfound liberty to just... sit in a corner and binge-watch 35,000 hours of space soap operas.
Martha Wells really captured the exact feeling of coming home after a 9-to-5 shift where you just want to stare at a wall and not interact with another human being for 3-5 business days. It’s not just a sci-fi series, it’s a mood character study for tired introverts.
Murderbot Show is so funny to me, because you have the whole plot going on and the team is having an emergency meeting. Yknow, a tense, serious moment
And then it cuts to Gurathin looking like a grumpy rain- (and later blood-) soaked stray cat that PresAux just kinda picked up off the street and decided to keep (which he is. But they didn't have to make him look this pathetic) and suddenly that mans problems are more important to me than any corporate conspiracy
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.
The Lord sheareth me.
“Jesus Shaves”
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really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you
^ guy drowning in blood
Idk how to tell other leftists this, but. We are liberals. Progressive politics are by definition liberal. We are a subset of liberals. No one outside the leftist bubble sees us as a separate thing. 90% of the populace is using the term completely differently than the online left does. Hell, y'all use the term for straight-up conservatives half the time. Honey that is not a liberal, that's a conservative Democrat with one or two mainstream progressive stances that they definitely didn't have a decade ago.
thinking about this tag on my post again. i'm saying this all the time forever
oh i'm also saying this one all the time forever
i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it
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What's this? The red-lined bubble snail (Bullina lineata), a marine gastropod. Bizarre and beautiful, yes?
i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .
This made me laugh out loud
Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.
The pitcher that exploded the bird is a photographer now, this is his logo
A good chunk of friendship is just looking after someone else's good like you would your own. Like you see that the grocery store has a discount on that gross thing that Nobody Else But Your One Friend In Particular even likes, and you know that they fucking love those things, so you message them like "hey you like these things, do you want some? You can pay me back later" and they immediately send you the money like "holy shit buy all of them" because you remembered they like those things.
When I went to see my friends for the pride thing last weekend, we went out to eat before that and while we were talking about stuff while waiting for our bill, one of my friends who carries a whole medical bay in their bag took out one of those nice glass-cleaning wet wipes and started cleaning their glasses with it. Focused on the conversation I didn't pay much attention to it but the next time I looked at their direction I noticed them putting away glasses with a different glasses chain (they have like 35 of them, to match every outfit)
And I thought "hold on, how the fuck do they have the same kind of glasses chain pendants as I do? I made those out of earrings I found from goodwill!" until I realised that no wait those are my sunglasses. They just cleaned them out too since my glasses were right next to their elbow on the table and they had the glasses cleaning stuff out. Didn't ask whether I'd want them to do that as a favour, just casually took care of my shit too since it was conveniently there, just the same as they take care of their own things.
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today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.
Your fave is ongelmajäte
in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr
One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.
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As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?
well thank god it's not just me
favorite tags from the notes so far:
#throwback to that one time a platonic friend invited me to a swinger club#and his earnest reasoning was#'the buffet there is the best I have ever been to and it's so cheap we need to eat our way through the buffet together'#I didn't go but I have reliable sources that the buffet really is that good (via @notgreengardens)
#this has been the case at every single kink event i've been to#went to a fireplay demo once and it took like 45 minutes to get started because everyone was distracted by the host's pet lizard (via @glorious-spoon)
The best sex party I ever went to nearly stopped because someone taped a sheet to the back of sliding glass windows and were using dry erase markers to make diagrams. A bunch of math and physics PhD’s were helping a chemistry phd with a thorny problem and they cheered when they solved it. A board game night broke out and it was really hard to pry people away from the games, science and snacks for sex so someone put up a pole in the living room and four women started pole dancing while shouting instructions to the scientists and board game nerds.
Epic party, I think I shagged 8 women that night and I won a card game.
As a sex repulsed aroace, I've always been
1. Really annoyed when people say that aces aren't automatically prudes or against the rest of the queer community by saying "and the aces can hand out the water bottles at the orgy" because it gives us the role of being the help just there to support allosexuals in their goals.
and
2. Under the impression that the main attraction of orgies is... the orgy.
Given this new data, I have come to the following conclusions:
1. The people saying that annoying phrase had no idea what happens at sex parties
and
2. The correct phrase for aces supporting everyqueer else's sex based fun is "the aces will be accidentally distracting people with board games at the orgy". 😂
This is amazing
Picture now the Sirens tempting with the veggie plate after their first offer was overlooked.
For anyone who wants writing inspiration for the kind of Preservation parties that Murderbot is 100% not getting anywhere near even with drones but for mostly everyone else is probably just another fun second Tuesday of the month. 😄
So I saw some people remarking that they didn't understand why "liberals" are focusing on the disaster of the Reflecting Pool paint job, and ok so when you see stuff like that, I need you to remember we are dealing with a wannabe strongman. Anything that makes him look ineffectual, wasteful, and incredibly stupid-- you get that between your teeth and you don't let go. Especially *especially* when it involves laughing at him.
Also... it is funny. Except for the poor ducks, it's funny. Man lost a war to algae. His "American Flag Blue" is green and slimy and the paint is peeling off, and all before his big 4th of July show that no musicians want to play. It's funny. Point and laugh. That is fighting fascism, actually.
Exactly. He hates the petty criticisms way more than the serious crimes he's accused of. He doesn't care if he's a known rapist, but he sure cares that he turned that damn pond green. I wouldn't give a fuck about the damn pond, but he does, so I think we should keep talking about it. Keep making him throw fits over petty shit in live interviews. Give that man another stroke. Make sure the last coherent thought in his ailing mind is of algae or a piss tape or something else that genuinely haunts him. It's fun AND it hurts him in a way nothing else does.
