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Evil haunted dead wife picture locket that makes u hallucinate memories of a dead wife u never had frolicking in a wheat field and running across the beach and baking a big cake and she puts a lil frosting on ur nose and painting the walls on a house you never lived in

dude why is your cutie mark a cigarette burn & we arent horses

i refuse to read or learn anything about Worm because im having fun trying to piece together a plot based on the disconnected posts i see on my dash about it like an illiterate medieval peasant piecing together the story of creation via stained glass windows. as far as i can tell it's Homestuck for leftists with superpowers instead of trolls

going to other people's houses and smuggling their dog out in your backpack and taking the dog home and eating it is punk

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone...

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

ok wait the simpsons intro but it says "the simurgh" and she's there, slutting it up in the simpsons clouds

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨