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Marley (2009-2024)

I’ll love you forever, my beautiful baby boy

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knownqueerbaiter

typed and deleted a post but know it is my burden to have the correct opinion all the time

phantomrose96

Every once in a while I'll get engaged where a piece of media where one character has a highly specific and non-obvious speaking quirk, which I myself don't notice but another fan or friend far more unwell than me will catch onto and inform me of. And then it's like I'm part of the secret true universe and any fan content breaking the rule will, inadvertently and in ways I cannot fault them for, brand themselves an imposter.

phantomrose96

Garnet StevenUniverse does not ask questions. Jax TheAmazingDigitalCircus does not curse. Probably 80% of the Homestuck fuckers have some flavor of this but I'm not unwell enough for that.

phantomrose96

Sorry yeah adding mumblesplash's dad as the third example. Get your fics right.

cpericardium

Is a baby snake boy allowed to drink water?

tranz-regent

d3cad3ntdr0ss

in the club crying and a well-adjusted looking woman asks me if "he broke my heart" and I nod, not clarifying that "he" is the canadian author of the semi-popular superhero webnovels worm and ward

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demilypyro

chirpingchorus

Happy Wormiversary to all, and to all a Skitterful night..!

estavionpira

slimiest + goopiest sentence in the world is "for sale: baby ooze, never slain"

fangsup-cobrastyle

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.

technohalflight

Happy Worm day!

15 years ago today, which is wild

Literally half my life ago!

shortandsadandstupid

worm day!

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dustinkcouch

*explaining the backrooms to my grandmother*

see how your hallway looks like my childhood? that's called liminal. you are what's known as an "entity"

heyitschartic

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARTIC. You get one boobie

Thank you Peri!!!! My best friend Peri...remember when we used to sing and dance.......

cpericardium

I remember... now we can barely walk... or do karaoke...

heyitschartic

Just been informed by Peri that Worm and I have the same birthday...it was meant to be.......

#huge!#happy birthday!!!

heyitschartic

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARTIC. You get one boobie

Thank you Peri!!!! My best friend Peri...remember when we used to sing and dance.......

cpericardium

I remember... now we can barely walk... or do karaoke...

heyitschartic

Just been informed by Peri that Worm and I have the same birthday...it was meant to be.......

henghost

amy: "so she USED to be a big hero, right, but now she's just a puppygirl for Handler...she needs to debase herself sexually to feel normal... i just feel so seen... i'm kind of just a hound too yknow?"

victoria: "i think whatever website you're getting this jargon from is hurting you"

bug4932

lisa felt the need to request no tongue bc her shard told her exactly what taylor did to that poor girl

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thesluts2004

she is so unbelievably real

goldenmotive

babyyy there's a shark in the waterrrrrrr

cpericardium

and girl it's smooooth 🦈

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