The Problem

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

“I cast Iron Gate!”

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

why ppl leave things in jesus hands knowing he got holes in them, is beyond me

“Jesus, take the wheel” - that man does NOT(!) have a license!!

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

Friday the Thirteenth, Pi Day, Ides of March, then you have to land the double jump right into St. Paddy's Day to complete the combo move.