Indigo

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

happy first day of pride everyone

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

WHAT THE HELL

George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

This post has been getting notes for like 4 times longer than the shitty job that I was thinking about whitestown for

@luna-drinker re: Lynchburg

Escape attempt foiled by own desire to nom

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

When I see a video of a cat minding its own business with nothing else going on I unmute immediately cause I know that mf is about to make a funny noise

pushed over by ghosts! sad