I Think I'm Funny

I’M IN HYSTERICS

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

Oh my FUCK

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

The world is constantly trying to produce the hottest pepper, but never the coolest mint.

I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell

call that a [joke pending]

call that a shrinkwrap supreme

sewing friends, what is this stitch? I have so many things to repair…please ; 3 ;/

This is called ladder stitch, or blind stitch, iirc. Super useful stitch!

My seamstress heart is screaming rn WHAT

yea guys at my high school were never that cool

this is amazing on so many levels

the guy playing cady has been waiting for that his whole life

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

@tinfoil-tits

ppl will defend this nihilistic and depressive world view to the ends of the earth but some of yall need to check yourself before all this negativity worsens your clinical depression. there’s too much hopelessness on the internet and all of those messages are really toxic. especially fixating on things that you cannot change in the immediate moment. take a break… sniff a flower… tell your friend she looks beautiful… not everything is about the end of the world or how hopeless our survival is as a species.

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass