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This is the home of the two Hippogriffin brothers, Gad and Zooks! Ask Zooks questions about Magic, and ask Gad if you need a favor from the local adventurer. Or other things are good, too, I guess. to interact with me out of character, go to @gadandzooksooc We currently have: 1 Universal Nerd Point.

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Ash: If a griffon appears out of nowhere yelling “SMOKE PELLETS” and Pinkie Pie immediately becomes a tactical complication, I reserve the right to leave reality.

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Stella: What did I just... what? Ugh, I was about to go to bed, but I got bored and checked Tumblr only to see perhaps the most confusing thing I've ever seen on this site. Do... either of you even know what happened? What they were talking about, even the slightest clue? Aside from what you already explained, Gad.

Also, yes, I'm indeed still alive, just been kinda busy with... uh... having like three different love interests and two crushes all at once, as well as almost erasing myself from existence. Y'know, the usual stuff.

Well from your confusion I can only assume you're talking about Defilicus. What happened, I think, is that a cosmic entity with DID began bombarding the ask box with vauge threats and/or pleas to leave it alone, we argued about it's nature a bit, and then they got mad enough that they needed to take some time to cool down. Then we both apologized and now everything is fine! ...I think. I can never be sure with Defilicus.

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"You have my apologies. I have behaved unfitting my role. Your friend was absolutely correct to call me out. Sometimes madness takes hold. From now on I will withdraw from the worlds as far as I can. Even ridicule is worship after all. A boon for you and thine kin my friend."

"Oh, thank you! That's a load off of my mind. I may say a bunch of Jarring things in pursuit of truth, but at my heart, I 'm really just a people-pleaser; so your apology means the world to me." "And... yeah. Withdraw if you must. I got really pushy near the end there, so please accept my apology, too. Know that you're still welcome to come and talk if you want... Though I'd appreciate it if you left the barbed cords and chains behind."

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Yussss!!!

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Hey guys, when you’re done playing with this edgelord. You wanna go play some halo?? I just got some of those clear plastic controllers

Yusss! We'll be right over. Never played but clear plastic controllers sound awesome. Seems like he's sending us on a quest to another world but I think we have some time to kill.

Let's play ball boy, fetch Namarra. Pierce me with that, then you may talk and I will listen. If you can't do that, then don't get me hopeful for nothing.

"Namarra.... here it is!" "Namarra, also spelled Namara and known as The Sword That Never Sleeps or simply Neversleep, was a unique enchanted sword of unknown origin. An ancient blade with a long and storied history, it once belonged to King Esmel Torlath, founder of Amn, and several of his descendants. It was also claimed by the goblins of the Valley of Khedrun and by a succession of adventurers, mercenaries, and heroes."

Namarra, also spelled Namara and known as The Sword That Never Sleeps or simply Neversleep, was a unique enchanted sword of unknown origin.[

"... ... ... Okay."

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"Like honestly at which of the unrealities are you aiming at? I only exist at one place at one time, ever. The fuck are you waving your stick at? The impossible realities? I stand here and I stand here now, pierce me and you pierce me forever, there are no second chances by convenient choices. You poke me with the piece of shit at your command, not thinking further than your pathetic sense of heroism. Do you think you'll save me? Or have I been here a billion times before, just... Like not really caring one way or the other? I could probably even step aside, even read the runes, even sniff the dirt on your paws, before you knew I had done so.

I don't need to have power. I know every tiresome outcome that spans out in the name of whatever, who cares, ever. I am a creature that exists solely to be as we are. I don't know what you can do, honestly... I wish I knew what I could do...!"

"Uhh... what? I'm not trying to pierce-" "OHHH! you mean the sword thing! No I wasn't gonna stab you with it or anything; That's just something I do when I want to hear the truth. It's symbolic... or something. It makes more sense when you know what it says."

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"Just... Run, away. Go. You don't want to dig any deeper, foolish child."

"So... I'm guessing there's a lot of murder involved in your backstory. So much, in fact, that you consider yourself to be irredeemable." "But you're also agonizing over the fact that you're irredeemable so much that I can't believe you are. if you agonize over not having something this much, you obviously want it. And if you want redemption, I think you can get it. No matter what." "Now... if I'm wrong and you don't want redemption, that's fine. I'll just leave you alone; but if it's something you desperately need and you think it's just out of reach... well... I gotta prove you wrong." "So anyway... if you want me to leave you alone, just look me in the eye and tell me that you don't want redemption."

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"You are not very amusing, are you?"

"Well... I try to be amusing, but mostly right now I'm just confused."

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It is fine.

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#I'll... leave it at that.#ask gadzooks #gad #Can't help someone when they don't want to help themselves.

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"Aw, you must simply accept my apologies. My less than, acceptable, sibling had claimed a voice of their own for too long. Such presumptuous assertions they put forth... Rest assured, there is no threat. I am... In control now. Yours ever so dearly ~mother."

"Oh. Okay. good. Glad we could sort that out." "..." "Have you ever considered therapy?" (I'll let Defilicus decide whether this is canon or just happened in Gad's head)

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"And who's going to offer me therapy? Bloody hells, I can't even keep my claws from my devout... The days of joy are dead to me... I only keep her at bay with the weight of the sorrow she's caused. Eventually she'll run free..."

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"..." "Me?"

*is looking to gad* you are davohkiin you are dragon

"Really? How do you figure that?" *finishes eating his seventeenth cheese wheel in as many seconds*

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"Aw, you must simply accept my apologies. My less than, acceptable, sibling had claimed a voice of their own for too long. Such presumptuous assertions they put forth... Rest assured, there is no threat. I am... In control now. Yours ever so dearly ~mother."

"Oh. Okay. good. Glad we could sort that out." "..." "Have you ever considered therapy?" (I'll let Defilicus decide whether this is canon or just happened in Gad's head)

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"The fuck are you anyway? A pile of wretched memories? What's the plan here that keeps you worthwhile??", she indulges her old patterns as she reaches out with hundreds of razor wires. All that she knew must bleed... The forsaken divine has gone mad at last.

"Language, miss. This is a family-friendly blog."

"And the plan is to have fun as it comes, take on adventures, and see where they take us! Also please put away those sharp implements. someone could get hurt!"

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Commission of a royal portrait

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This could have been a simple photobomb, but I find it much more funny to think that Luna held that pose for hours while the painter did their work.

"Hic, stop dying... You damn fool. There's three billion of you that don't make it each day! Like, get wise gamzee."

"Uhh... oh. You mean mortals as a whole. Yeah, I mean... we have doctors and stuff. We're trying our best."

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