Incorrect Scum Villain’s Self Saving System Quotes

Qi Qingqi, after a Peak Lord meeting: All right, good job, gays

Shen Qingqiu: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Liu-shidi?

Mobei Jun: I’m the demon king, my future spouse must be noble, organized, and graceful—

Mobei Jun, speaking to the crowd of his subordinates: You can never get anything done. You’re all absolutely useless. I hate all of you.

Shen Qingqiu, looking at Shang Qinghua’s writing: Do you take requests?

Ning Yingying: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous…

Mu Qingfang: The results are in and it shows that you are… *looks at the sheet* gay

Shang Qinghua: You know what? I’ve had enough! I’m leaving!

Shang Qinghua, after staying up all night: Look idk the rules and regulations of our friendship...but I need you to carry me to the car.

Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing: Shizun, have you ever considered being a little more direct about your feelings?

Yue Qingyuan: Shidi, how was the sword session?

Yue Qingyuan, after drawing his blade: All right. Nobody look till I get my sword back in.

Ning Yingying: Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Tian Lang-Jun, to Luo Binghe, standing with him in front of a mirror: Hey son. Look in that mirror, I see a strong, confident, handsome young man

Bing-mei: Shizun, Bing-ge is making fun of me again.

Luo Binghe: Fuck, I just want to be loved.