It's the thot that counts

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

most embarrassing thing in the world is when you get into a new show and all of your friends are completely fucking correct about which of those FREAKS is going to be living in your head for the rest of forever

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM

It's actually a bit surprising to me that we haven't seen contemporary meta brainfuck indie games do more than they have with 1990s point and click adventure games' penchant for developer-intended softlocks. That feels like something you could very easily spin as Saying Something.

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

The flip side of "children are human" is that hey a bunch of things that work on kids also work on adults who would've guessed.

My team members used to ask me all the time how I kept my patience when they came up to me and asked the same stupid questions over and over and over again. My response was always "I used to work with preschoolers, and the only difference between them and you is that preschoolers are portable."

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

#so you’ve heard of us

well yeah you’ve kinda got a bunch of military bases here as well as both of our main political parties pulling us into one economic crisis after another simping for you so…

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people