Philosophies from a Punny Guy

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

I miss when homophobic/transphobic Christians were just like “I’ll pray for your soul, you poor confused faggot. Satan has you so confused.” instead of actively wishing death on you. I know they were doing it in their minds before but the general atmosphere has made them more brazen and more willing to drop any pretense of Christian respectability and just behave aggressively towards you.

our local mcdonalds is doing a gimmick where they offer a bunch of international menu items and the joke is that they 'stole' from themselves or smth which is cute i guess but idk if they considered how funny it is to walk down the street in england and see "come try the foreign foods we stole" on the front window. like oh yeah man i bet. never seen that before in England,

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

He should get a bob with the bang

And a bbl

and a fox eye lift from the scalp

No disrespect but what are you people TALKING about???

He needs a bob with the bangs, a bbl and a fox eye lift from the scalp