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Checking in on my tarantulas and my A. bicoloratum sling molted, my P. subfusca molted, and my G. rosea is on her back as we speak.
I have a three day weekend after today because I took Saturday off for a reptile expo. I tried to make plans to meet up with a twitter mutual, but that doesn't seem to be panning out. My to-do list is mostly just quicktime events I've accumulated for the sake of checking them off the list.
Die temu ad die
Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.
It accidentally is latin
Accidental latin is my new favourite thing.
Found this in the margins of a medieval manuscript.
This is a very charming illustration and I do approve of Accidental Latin, but unfortunately, that is not what this (Fake) Accidental Latin actually says. Google Translate seems to think "temu" is identical to "timor" (infinitive, "to fear"), which would then be conjugated in first-person singular as "timeo" ("I fear"). "Temu" is not a word in Latin. So that is a very weird leap on Google Translate's part to turn gibberish into... something vaguely etymologically similar sounding? Hmm.
Next, "die" does mean "day," though nominative singular is "dies," i.e. "dies irae." It could be conjugated "die" if it was in ablative or locative case, but "die ad die" would mean something more like "day to day." "Ad" is in a "to" direction and "ab" is from, i.e. "ab urbis," and ablative case is used to indicate the movement of a thing. In short, "by" is not really a way to translate "ad"; we might want "per" here? (Through, by means of, etc.)
Not to mention, it would be weird to put one "die" at the start and another at the end The verb also usually goes at the end in Latin sentences, just for that extra bit of fun. So yes, in short, this is not actually Latin, and Google Translate is very bad at Latin in particular. Nonetheless, still charming.
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Agree, @qqueenofhades, except on the matter of breaking “die ad die” apart. It’s a common structure in poetic and oratorical Latin to jam one phrase in the middle of another. I can’t think of an example exactly parallel to this construction, but I could believe a Roman poet would write it!
Ah, that is true. My Latin is of the reading-medieval-documents (particularly charters and/or chronicles) variety, where the sentence and usage structures are often more formulaic and there is less poetic license to move words around. There is obviously far less fixity for word order in Latin, since the conjugations explain how they grammatically relate to each other rather than placement in the sentence. (Coincidentally, this is why I used to say that the best feeling in the world was walking past a Latin classroom and not having to go inside it. Ahem.)
So yes: true that poetical Latin might be more at liberty to split the "die"-s up that far, though "timeo" (verb) is still more likely in most cases to go at the end, which would place them together anyway ("die ad die timeo," "day to day I fear" if translated in strict word order, which would make sense to an English speaker and sound more poetic anyway). Keep in mind, however, that my Latin is a) fairly rusty and b) mostly used for said formulaic legal document reading rather than freeform verse, so don't super-hard quote me on this.
I saw that ablative “die” and that final -u on “temu” and thought of the ablative supine (as in “mirabile dictu”) but as you observe, there isn’t a verb that “temu” could be, and then also, the ablative supine requires an adjective, as far as I know.
But perhaps “temu” is a hapax legomenon (in which case we would need the rest of the text to gloss it) or a scribal error for temeratu, from temero, “I defile or disgrace”. In that case, and in true Tumblr form, I might translate it as “daily I disgrace, in the manner of the day”, with some errors attributable to the scribe.
....oh my god. You might be a genius. Because what else does Tumblr do but daily disgrace [itself, oneself, and/or numerous others] in the manner of the day, and make numerous scribal errors.
how dare you say we error on the scribes
this is what happens when you buy your latin on temu
Me when I've just spent a week or so being digested by a dragon and my girlfriend shows up and saves me and the first thing she does is make me take a bath with her, touch me all over and show me full frontal
It turns out I wasn't just coping and the first act of Obsession actually splices together two different takes, one where Nikki is into Bear and one where she isn't, leaving her actual feelings ambiguous on purpose. Which fits with the recurring theme of the film where Nikki is treated as a blank slate for people to project their imagined versions of her onto. Her feelings towards Bear are not addressed and kept open to interpretation because, for the purposes of the narrative, they do not matter. The only thing that matters within the film is how Bear feels and what he does to (regardless of intent) steal that kind of freedom and autonomy away from Nikki. The whole idea is that Nikki never gets to have a choice or say in the matter.
It really is unfortunate that people are unwilling to admit the nuances present for the sake of virtue signalling. Because what they're saying is that Bear is a morally black villain from frame one just for having a crush. And that wounds me. If anything, I felt that was his only redeeming factor. And I think that watching this glimmer of hope get twisted and extinguished as he continually doubles down on his worst traits makes for a very compelling story. People hand-wringing about "Bear is such a monster, he probably gave Sandy the pills on purpose so everyone would feel bad for him! I bet he killed his grandma too!" genuinely miss the point.
This might not be very woke of me to say, but I honestly do feel like it's punching down to demonize people with low self-esteem. You can't shame people into being more confident and less afraid of rejection. It's deeply unfortunate those are the only things that actually matter. I don't want to start soapboxing about myself or my life though. I just think this 20 year long cultural crusade against sensitive men who are too nervous to tell their crushes how they feel is ignoring the clear and present threat of men who are blatant scumbags with no redeeming qualities other than completely unwarranted confidence.

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Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
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everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
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One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
whale fall side of tumblr you understand me
I failed. I have all the holes in my aquarium's lid plugged with rubber foam, but it's too little too late. I only found the poor thing's remains yesterday when I pulled Ebony's tank out to clean it. I was so distraught, I didn't even turn the snake maintenance into a social media post. I simply did what I had to do, buried the dead caecilian in my garden, and was in mourning the rest of the day. I had even planned on handling Hannibal, but instead I just locked him inside his hide while I fucked around in there. I don't even need to do that, he's actually chill unless I am trying to handle him.
Part of my mourning was ripping the bandaid off and sending friend requests to a lot of people in my Facebook and Instagram suggestions. "Oh, it's been so long since High School, what if they think you're weird?" News Flash asshole, I AM WEIRD.
The wheels I have on Ebony's tank are dogshit and don't stay fitted in place like they're supposed to, so I'm buying some little wheeled dollies to put the tank on top of instead.

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so called feminists: "actually women are naturally inferior at everything, including quiz game shows, beauty pageants, chess, and video games. we need a society that is segregated so that anyone who would ever have to potential to win against a woman is eliminated. this is actually far better than organizing sports into weight classes or different athletic/skill level based categories that ignore sex, like what wrestling and video/board game tournaments already do. I cannot accept the reality that men and women are the same species. this is actually how we truly protect women. by calling them weak pathetic losers who could never win against even the worst opponent, and preventing them from even playing at all."
actually conversion I had with one of these nerds:
me: "so you think men are better at literally everything, even things that do not require any physical ability whatsoever?"
terf: "yes! those should still be segregated by sex! males should not be playing against women ever. it's an unfair advantage"
me: "so my brother has an unfair advantage over me when playing fucking monopoly?"
terf: "yes. males are statistically better and managing finances, while women are irresponsible and lenient with spending money."
hey guys. I think the people who are literally unironicly saying "women are bad at money. this means they suck at board games" aren't actually feminists
No joke, that was the rethoric the Francoist regime in Spain used to justify women being legally underage regardless of age and unable to open bank accounts without their husbands or fathers permission. That law was effective until 1975.
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