Hi I'm Tori

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking "idk man sometimes it depends" to heart

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

im obsessed with nine going “hi human girl i have had a handful of positive interactions with. wanna go see a budget equivalent of my trauma? they’re gonna play britney spears”

in 2014 my friends and i went on omegle with the search term "furry" and people would ask "a/s/f/o" which is Age, Sex, Fursona (Species), Orientation and every single time we would respond with "I am Job the turtle. I am slow but I will rock you" and every single time they would immediately disconnect

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