wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

everyone who says that anakin’s fall in that movie was too sudden has never been so angry at an Elon dickrider trying to cut in front of you at a traffic standstill while a droning, pleasant British voice tells you that murder is okay and necessary. I’m sorry guys but I would have folded too

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

has anybody heard of writing / knows anything about how to do it