wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

the worst part of the fandom life cycle is when people are like “everyone keeps saying [thing that happens in canon or is strongly supported by canon traits and actions of the characters in the text], but ACTUALLY [thing that is the complete opposite and has no textual basis] is the real canon.” But you MUST persevere. Real character understanders will receive their reward in the divine for their steadfastness.

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

okay jokes aside the whole point is that there's no need for these terms whatsoever. y'all need to recognize the way gender essentialism pervades society at a seemingly small level and start unlearning it. you do not need to label the way you eat in accordance with your gender, you are just a person who needs sustenance to be and feel alive.

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

you gotta start rambling in those tags bestie how else are you going to get that blogger to follow you back and your mutuals to fall in love with you #GetYapping

reblog if you love chubby/fat trans men. I’m doing research,,,

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

The little leggies on the fishie I will cryyyyy

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

File this under "jokes that my new therapist does not find funny"

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EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible