wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

i firmly believe that if puppies could talk one of their favorite things to say would be "im a puppy!!!"

what do you mean my mutuals don’t look like their icons?!?!!?

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

there's this thing called the "character".. and well. me and my friends? we've gone original.

I really do feel like Billy on the Street screaming NAME A WOMAN on here sometimes

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."