wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

Just imagine that it continuously gets better from here

ppl doing long distance pet play on here is so fucking funny like your dog is off its leash bro . it’s in another state

I think more people should just be ok with being single

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one

tumblr is also the funniest possible demographic for this to become a common phrase. least likely group of people to have ever stepped foot in a club

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it