wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

Just imagine that it continuously gets better from here

ppl doing long distance pet play on here is so fucking funny like your dog is off its leash bro . it’s in another state

I think more people should just be ok with being single

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one

tumblr is also the funniest possible demographic for this to become a common phrase. least likely group of people to have ever stepped foot in a club

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away