wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

Best part of being in a small fandom is when you’re reading a nasty smutty fanfic on ao3 and you go to hit kudos and you see one of your mutuals’ user names in the kudos list and you’re just like 😈 hehe you were also here. Pervert.

Call Me Maybe is so deep actually. If ‘before you came into my life I missed you so bad’ was sufjan Stevens, tumblrinas would have gotten it tattooed on their ribs in typewriter font.

the worst part of the fandom life cycle is when people are like “everyone keeps saying [thing that happens in canon or is strongly supported by canon traits and actions of the characters in the text], but ACTUALLY [thing that is the complete opposite and has no textual basis] is the real canon.” But you MUST persevere. Real character understanders will receive their reward in the divine for their steadfastness.

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

okay jokes aside the whole point is that there's no need for these terms whatsoever. y'all need to recognize the way gender essentialism pervades society at a seemingly small level and start unlearning it. you do not need to label the way you eat in accordance with your gender, you are just a person who needs sustenance to be and feel alive.

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

you gotta start rambling in those tags bestie how else are you going to get that blogger to follow you back and your mutuals to fall in love with you #GetYapping

reblog if you love chubby/fat trans men. I’m doing research,,,

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

The little leggies on the fishie I will cryyyyy