wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

sorry for being mentally ill on the mentally ill website

Being bewitched by a Blonde Man is the most humbling experience of All Time

the feminine urge to bitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebitebite

would u like to come nap on and off with me all day

Its cute when peoples understanding of Tumblr comes from screenshots of our best posts. They come here and post with a Screenshot Accent

Hey if you're feeling anxious because of this post I just want you to know you're being watched like a hawk and everyone is making fun of you and every time you ever make a mistake we go out to the woods and write it down in excruciating detail upon a big ancient oak tree that has a record of all your mistakes and we are all beautiful with aesthetically pleasing cocks and holes and breasts and we make out and what flaws we have are romanticize-able-- unlike yours-- and we are all deft cooks who produce sensual meals while we think of your lesser actions and activities.

Watching TikTok try and rewrite fandom history by saying fandom culture was created by teenage girls makes me eye twitch to an extent I’ve never felt it twitch before. The middle aged women printing out Spirk erotica to share with each other in the 1900s did not die for this!!!! How dare you erase our important historic moments!!! You would be nowhere without the 30 year old women who dedicated their free time to making these spaces happen. Put some respect on their names!!!!

#this is true but 'in the 1900s' just murdered me in my chair#that's not incorrect but also that's WRONG

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be