wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

I really do feel like Billy on the Street screaming NAME A WOMAN on here sometimes

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

Best part of being in a small fandom is when you’re reading a nasty smutty fanfic on ao3 and you go to hit kudos and you see one of your mutuals’ user names in the kudos list and you’re just like 😈 hehe you were also here. Pervert.

Call Me Maybe is so deep actually. If ‘before you came into my life I missed you so bad’ was sufjan Stevens, tumblrinas would have gotten it tattooed on their ribs in typewriter font.

the worst part of the fandom life cycle is when people are like “everyone keeps saying [thing that happens in canon or is strongly supported by canon traits and actions of the characters in the text], but ACTUALLY [thing that is the complete opposite and has no textual basis] is the real canon.” But you MUST persevere. Real character understanders will receive their reward in the divine for their steadfastness.

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

okay jokes aside the whole point is that there's no need for these terms whatsoever. y'all need to recognize the way gender essentialism pervades society at a seemingly small level and start unlearning it. you do not need to label the way you eat in accordance with your gender, you are just a person who needs sustenance to be and feel alive.

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

i havent done anything or been anyone ever