wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

i firmly believe that if puppies could talk one of their favorite things to say would be "im a puppy!!!"

what do you mean my mutuals don’t look like their icons?!?!!?

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

there's this thing called the "character".. and well. me and my friends? we've gone original.