wow begs me to come to mcdonald's

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

you gotta start rambling in those tags bestie how else are you going to get that blogger to follow you back and your mutuals to fall in love with you #GetYapping

reblog if you love chubby/fat trans men. I’m doing research,,,

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

The little leggies on the fishie I will cryyyyy

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

File this under "jokes that my new therapist does not find funny"

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EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.