average dice chewer

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

What if we were two horrid little beasts in a medieval illuminated manuscript

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

cities breaking down on a camels back

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?