Ask the Green Guys

//That’s super sweet and I really appreciate it, but ATGG is first and foremost a way for me to practice all things related to the boys, including drawing them. 

“Honestly, we didn’t really do anything. Miss Mun has a lot going on in her personal life right now and is barely even online. She says she might be back to drawing and answering questions sometime in December at the earliest.”

//Sorry guys, I’m back in school working on a certification (I’m gonna teach! Yay!), just quit my job, and have a family member recovering from a major surgery. On top of that next summer is supposed to be our Grand Road Trip so I honestly don’t know when I will be consistently working on this blog again. I’m terribly fond of the boys so I don’t intend to drop it entirely, but ATGG is going to go on hiatus for a currently undetermined amount of time. 

Behind the scenes, I do want to rework all the artwork (updated pictures of the boys! New header! New background! New avatar! Finally include Song!) so with any luck when I do come back everything will be new and flashy and awesome.

Sparky and Quarters look at each other.

“I don’t even care if you make fun of me, the remake is absolutely adorable!!”

Tagged by: @same-stages-different-players​

Tagging: I’m tennis bossing this right back at you @same-stages-different-players​ and I request Cull and also Rep in @siblings-a-fixin​, @kitterahsdollhouse​ (whichever muse), @askthegreenknight​, and @monokuro-adventures​ (also whichever muse) and whoever else wants to steal

MUSE:  *cries* Uh.... Let’s do Song officially but I’ll sneak in the other boys in the notes FC: I personally find faceclaims weird? Here have my avatar of him (you can’t see his pretty green eyes but oh well)

OCCUPATION: High school senior by day, musical hero also by day because time travel 

(Sky, Time, Light, and Green were knights, Mini was a blacksmith, Quarters was in Search and Rescue, Wind did whatever the hell he wanted, Sparky was an engineer, Twilight was a stay-at-home dad, and Brown did whatever got him to the next day)

AGE: Ha. Let’s go with 18 (time travel’s a bitch, even he doesn’t know how old he is anymore)

(Because the numbers are funny as hell, Sky is 17.5/81/3,370 Mini is 10/57/2,631 Quarters is 11/52/2,317 Time is 16/48/2,073 Twilight is 16/63/1,701 Wind is 12/57/1,649 Sparky is 13/79/1,596 Light is 14/67/1,402 Brown is 16/132/905 and Green and co are 15/65/512. yes, I do have an actual timeline with all the birth/death/important event dates on it (those are how old they look on the blog/how old they were when they died/how long it’s been since they were born btw))

SEXUALITY: straight. you could call him “Zelda-sexual” because she’s really the only girl he’s been interested in.

(Green and co are ace and Time at least is bi. It ultimately doesn’t matter much because every single one of these idiots is either the “fell in love so gradually they had no idea it had even happened” or “struck by lightning love at first sight” type, so there was little to no dating around before getting married)

PRONOUNS: He/Him

appearance:

i am 5'7" or taller (the shortasses are Mini, Twilight, and Wind, although I think they all do at least hit 5′7″)

i wear glasses

i have at least one tattoo (Wind, Twilight, Sparky, and Light do)

i have at least one piercing (everyone but Light, Brown, and Green)

i have blonde hair (Everyone but Brown (hence the nickname) and kinda sort Light he’s a strawberry blond)

i have brown eyes (Sparky and Brown do)

i have short hair 

my abs are at least somewhat defined (This is true of pretty much everyone. They get lots of exercise yo)

i have or have had braces

personality:

i love meeting new people (all the boys are pretty friendly, but Quarters, Wind, and Sparky are the real extroverts)

people tell me that i’m funny (Song and Time both have an unfortunate love of puns, Quarters and Red are pretty goofy, Wind’s sassy side has some real gems)

helping others with their problems is a big priority for me (It’s Link they’re practically the textbook definition of solving other people’s problems)

i enjoy physical challenges (they all do)

i enjoy mental challenges (they also all do, which is good because the dungeons are a doozy sometimes)

i’m playfully rude with people i know well (Time, Wind, Green, and Blue are)

i started saying something ironically and now i can’t stop saying it

there is something i would change about my personality

ability:

i can sing well (Song doesn’t like to, Twilight and Light are also good singers)

i can play an instrument HAHAHA HIS NICKNAME IS SONG FOR A REASON (Sky, Mini, Time, Sparky, and Light can play instruments as well)

i can do over 30 pushups without stopping (ya true of everyone)

i’m a fast runner (Quarters is pretty quick, Sky also but he has lousy stamina)

i can draw well  (Brown and Mini)

i have a good memory (most of the boys do. Brown is a bit scatterbrained though)

i’m good at doing math in my head

i can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (Wind eventually got good at this)

i have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling (most of the boys have. Twi as a ghost can beat some of the boys as shades)

i know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch (pretty much all the boys are self sufficient. Time’s cooking skills are a bit sad though)

i know how to throw a proper punch (Light and Green can knock someone out with a single punch)

hobbies: (these will just be Song)

i enjoy playing sports

i’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else (he used to be on a hockey team before he moved in with his grandparents)

i’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else (the only thing he’s not in is choir, much to the teacher’s frustration)

i have learned a new song in the past week

i work out at least once a week

i’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

i have drawn something in the past month

i enjoy writing

i do or have done martial arts

experiences: (also just Song)

i have had my first kiss

i have had alcohol

i have scored the winning goal in a sports game

i have watched an entire season of a tv show in one sitting

i have been at an overnight event

i have been in a taxi

i have been in the hospital or er in the past year

i have beaten a video game in one day

i have visited another country (does ancient Hyrule count?)

i have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

relationships:

i’m in a relationship (ditto for everyone but Green and co)

i have a crush on a celebrity

i have a crush on someone i know

i have been in at least 3 relationships (just Light actually)

i have never been in a relationship (just Green and co. They don’t really care for the romance thing)

i have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them (most of the boys eventually. A couple like the adult timeline trio it was just mutually understood)

i get crushes easily (no one, surprisingly)

i have had a crush on someone for over a year (remember what I said about the slowest of slow burns? That’s Sky, Wind, and Song)

i have been in a relationship for at least a year

i have had feelings for a friend (with the exception of Mini and Quarters who practically fell in love at first sight, this applies to everyone)

my life: (just Song again)

i have at least one person i consider a “best friend”

i live close to my school

my parents are still together (even though they’re dead...)

i have/had at least one sibling

i live in the united states

there is snow right now where i live

i have hung out with a friend in the past month

i have a smartphone

i have at least 15 cd’s

i share my room with someone

random shit: (just Song again)

i have break-danced

i know a person named jamie

i have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

i have dyed my hair (it used to be bright crayon red during the punk phase)

i’m listening to one song on repeat right now (does whatever he’s practicing count?)

i have punched someone in the past week

i know someone who has gone to jail

i have broken a bone

i have eaten a waffle today

i know what i want to do with my life (He wants to compose movie scores)

*incoherent screaming in the background*

*snort* 

“Bahahahahahha! Wow and I thought Shadow’s jokes were bad!”

*POOF*

“Oh what, hey, we’re back to normal?”

“It’s about time! Wasn’t the original deadline like, three weeks ago or something?”