still learning things I ought to know by now

THE PROPHECY

my claim to fame is back on my dash again im cackling

Can we please not deface ancient, beautiful bits of nature with Fandoms?

harry potter au where during the final duel in the forbidden forest, the ford anglia just comes straight out of nowhere and pulverises voldemort

Thank god there’s only one, any more and I’m sure there’d be a murder.

Ok at first I agreed with this, but then I was reading about how helpful these are for kids lunches, disabled and elderly folks that don't have the dexterity to peel an orange, and so on. So it does seem dumb on the whole, and there are probably a ton of lazy people eating these, but I guess they're good if they can give a healthy snack to those who otherwise couldn't eat them?

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

“Mental stability, my old friend!”

I just moved from there ;_;