I Can't Think Of A Clever Title

what will liberals harangue and guilt people about once the election’s over?

refusing to eat sand fresh from the nevada desert with a soup spoon

Stop haranguing me

maybe eat some sand fresh from the nevada desert with a soup spoon and i won’t

Omg just watch

"whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" "rip it" "boodles" "lulee sooo much" "holdyouholdyouholdyou" "bugabugabaaa" "let r rip tater chip" pretty much any quote from Christmas Vacation

teacher: it is your turn to stand up and tell the class five interesting facts about yourself me: ok lets do this *rubs hands together* *rubs them together until they r dust* *keeps rubbing until i disappear completely*

I am so glad you immortalized this, because fucking hell. I still have no idea what is going on with NUCLEAR TERROR FOR SALE.

i have this teacher and every time u ask him a question instead of saying “no” he says “fraid not” and pulls out a frayed knot he keeps in his pocket