Charlie And The Fuck It Factory

hi sorry im late i had to put on my gong underwear (i get hit in the nards by a yoga teacher swinging an enormous felt-wrapped hammer and you hear a deafeni

I should be allowed to call in sick to work simply because the vibes are yucky

Turns out you can and I did. You just have to lie

biopics need to go back to hating their subject like the social network. enough puff pieces. spend 2 hours making me hate that guy and have the subject be so mad at the existence of the movie that it only makes people want to see it more. activate pvp mode and don't waste my fucking time

realizing how many times i could have asked for some grace or some help with something from a boss or a teacher or my college advisor but i didn't because deep in my bones i believe that people who have that kind of authority over you will not only not help, but simply asking for their help, bringing their attention to me and my problems will get me punished!! but if i had been brave, if i had just asked, i could have had things easier!! but i didn't because i couldn't because of how terrified i am that asking will make things worse, and to that i say, i think i kind of hate my parents, actually

So beautiful! Is that green jade? Thank you for sharing the photo.

It's Egyptian faience, which is a translucent glaze over ceramics! It comes in a variety of green and blue shades and all of them are so pretty.

let's be Third Intermediate Period ceramics with mama

kind of a milf. reblog

one must imagine sisyphus completing a successful job interview and getting a callback

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

(removes the heating pad from my lower back) also baby this is my house???

This is amazing! I need to make a note to play around with that water proof stitch technology soon.

reblog to kiss prev on the forehead niceysstyle

theyre teaching me how to sleep perchance to dream tomorrow

Ok so what did this post mean then

where the fuck did you get that