s m o k e & s o n g

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

your cat was an honor to see in the window

today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"