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tumblr should have a feature where if you use words likeĀ āgaslightingāĀ ādissociationā andĀ āintrusive thoughtsā in a post you have to take a quiz before you post it that proves that you actually know what they mean
me at my english teacher when they tell me i used a word incorrectly in an essay
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some man online: āaryaās a mary sue. reyās a mary sue. i simply donāt believe a young girl could be that skilled.ā
what they expect me to say: āwell, no, actually, canon supports it, because if you look back as far as season three, sheās been training forāā
what iām actually gonna say: āgood. good. about fucking time. in the next movie i hope rey blows up a dreadnought with finger lightning that she learned earlier that day. i hope she rips palpatineās spine out with her bare hands while everybody clapsā
Doug Jones Appreciation Thread
as Amphibian Man in The Shape of Water
as the Pale Man in Panās Labyrinth
as Faun in Panās Labyrinth
as the Angel of Death in Hellboy II: The Golden ArmyĀ
as Billy Butcherson in Hocus Pocus
as one of the Gentlemen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
as Edithās Mother, Lady Sharpe in Crimson Peak
as Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
as Saru in Star Trek: Discovery
as Abe Sapien in Hellboy
Sometimes in this world you have to find you niche. And sometimes that niche is having rubber prosthetics glued to your body. Doug Jones has found that niche.
hes so many of my fave boys
āBuster, heās gay, lmao.ā
My cat has ice cream prescience.
I donāt know how she does it. I donāt know how she reads my intent so clearly.
When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesnāt care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently.
But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream, sheās at my heels SHRIEKING by the time I turn on the light. She knows. Sheās not smelling it, sheās not hearing me say āice creamā, sheās not accustomed to some predictable pattern because I rarely eat ice cream.
But she fucking figures out before I even reach the refrigerator. Itās the only human food she asks for, and I have to give her a small tithe of it to keep her from shredding the skin from my legs and popping my eardrums. Sheās terrifying.
Registering the uniqueĀ āice cream gaitā, try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.
But what if itās not my Ice Cream Grooveā¦ what if I excuse pheromones of Ice Cream Intent?
There have to be ways to thwart her Ice Cream Knowledge. Perhaps I will have to trick myself into believing that Iām actually getting up to thaw leftovers, and then Iāll start exuding Leftover Intent pheromones.
I DID IT!
I got up to make myself a cup of tea, thought Tea Thoughts, and then at the last moment I filled my tea cup with ice cream instead of tea.
My cat didnāt even notice. She didnāt smell it, or pester me while I was eating, or come running and yodeling her need when I opened the freezer.
I am free.
What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?
I just tested this. I got up thinking Ice Cream Thoughts, and by the time I got to the kitchen, guess who was at my heels meowing?
hey op your cat is psychic
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i learned that there was an early 1900s act named āSober Sueā, whoās draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)
just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boyās chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask
this is horrifying because op just assumes that this is relatable enough for everyone and then person 2 somehow has a kermit meme to match that
bless
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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gandalf introducing bilbo to the rest of the company like
Youtube needs a ānever recommend this or anything remotely like this to me ever againā button.
you already watched that, though.
Racism has them so confused.
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not to be a āthis whole website is one giant social experimentā but it honestly blows my mind on how tumblrĀ has completely twisted the genuinelyĀ good philosophy of ābe thoughtful and think critically of the media you consumeā and turned it into this extremist mindset where something is either completely ideologically pure in every single way (which, bad news. is impossible) or itās the work of Complete Evil and must be banned and ignored in its entirety if found to be slightly problematic. and from this mindset has blossomed a black and white lens on human nature and a terrifying 1 strike and youāre out system with no growth mindset whatsoeverĀ
Iāll give you 3 guesses what OPās been accused of
okay, iāll play. i checked thoroughly and OP hasnāt been accused of anything, you just donāt know how to argue against this post so you go for ācancel cultureā, aka exactly what theyāre talking about. congrats, you proved their pointĀ Ā
OP: Perhaps it would be healthier for everyone if we stopped being intimidated by nuance and grew out of our current puritanical holier-than-thou approach to media.
Some idiot: But Iām sure youāve done something wrong in your life??
Probably the biggest whiplash Iāve gotten on any post was seeing that first comment, thinking they were just referencing Tumblrās tendency to unfoundedly accuse people of things with absolutely no evidence because they said something they disagreed with, seeing the next comment implying that the first comment was 100% genuine, and then looking in the notes and finding out that the accusation referenced by the first commenter was that OP used to ship Draco and Hermione from Harry PotterĀ
u just cant get this kind of sloppy anywhere else
