Suck My Glitter Dick

Movie studios no longer need to spend as much on marketing because they can be confident that fandom will spread trailers and preview clips to places that they couldn't get billboards

on a separate note i can’t stop thinking about evil therapy speak claudius

“honestly hamlet you’re violating a lot of boundaries by constantly trauma dumping on your mom about your dead father. it’s manipulative and toxic to refuse to hold space for her and her new marriage when she’s just trying to do what’s best for her peace. anyway get the fuck over it it’s been a month”

Make it obvious that you’re dumb — get a dye job

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”