Games and Such

my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

#tfw you meet a guy who wont stop talking like a pbs kids presenter and it turns out hes in charge of the nukes round here (@startingatmidnight)

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

People know that the whole "don't portray [harmful action] because viewers might recreate it" thing is a rule for children's shows right? It's supposed to be shit like "don't show peppa pig playing with fire so we don't get sued if a kid watches it and burns their house down." Not like, fanfiction for adults.

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks