Games and Such

my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.

In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.

#bullshitting takes many forms#and should be a skill kids are allowed to hone

should be shown at every DMV when you get your licence

Always a reblog.

You learn the basics of this at least when you get forklift certified, but this video is a great demonstration!

lou reed’s final facebook post is so fucking sick

Was he the one who posted about MLP right before he shuffled off the 'ol mortal coil?

low stakes troyharris headcanon. i think about a year into their relationship they start talking about getting another dog. chiron is young enough and energetic enough that a companion would be really good for him. and as we well know a month into dating harris troy buys this giant house with a giant yard for them and their one (1) dog to live in. so when their year one anniversary rolls around troy comes him with a little pup from a local shelter and they name her pink lady. after the apple...

about 3 hours of having this new dog pass before ilya is texting troy like barrett. when can i see the pink lady.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball