I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

Um, YES?

"im going to fuck you silly" okay im going to fuck you serious . im going to fuck you professional

I hope this fuck finds you well

As per my last fuck....

I feel like I'm getting fucked by a spam text fundraising for the Democratic National Convention.

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

the real glo up is when you accept everyone for who they are and you accept yourself for who you are and focus your energy on enjoying life and making the best of every moment instead of looking around at everyone else’s life with envy and self loathing

i dont think shipping is antithetical to good media analysis but even in situations when the romantic reading absolutely makes a story worse sometimes you have to go well. we're playing with toys. yes i know this character would not get into a conventional romantic relationship and if they did itd ruin a lot of the themes of the story but fortunately the original story still exists and i have no control over it. im playing in the space and nobody can stop me.

i LOVE the word decorum . like please! have some decorum ✋

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

powerscaling characters based on how well their arcs are realized by the end of the story