bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
What??
Sarcasm.
This is hopeless.
IT WAS FUCKING
HORRIBLE
yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you
the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"
Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)
Yes, at least once
No, but I've seen it happen to someone else
No, never
I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair
I forgot to clarify that this excludes deanaming you if you've changed your name. I specifically meant the "brain offers the wrong word" kind of accidental name mix-up.
This was prompted by me and my boyfriend discussing handedness and being able to tell apart left and right. And me, being ambidextrous, was baffled by how do people with an obligate dominant hand mix up which side is the one with their Writing Hand and which one isn't?? And my boyfriend pointed out that I go "turn left - no I mean right" so much when giving directions that I have lost my navigator privileges.
I argued that mixing up the words isn't the same thing as mixing up the directions. Like if your mom accidentally called you the dog's name doesn't mean that she literally can't tell you apart from the dog. And he looked at me like this
Because evidently not only has this never happened to him, he has never heard of this being a thing. And he was so confident in this that I had to double-check that I'm not the only person this has ever happened to.

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the hunting game in Yakuza 5 is the best fishing minigame I've ever played. the experience of it feels so much like real fishing in how it mentally engages me while simultaneously being meditative.
though I gotta out gotta give props to the taxi minigame in how much it feels one real driving. I find it so relaxing to just cruise around Nagasugai.
the hunting game in Yakuza 5 is the best fishing minigame I've ever played. the experience of it feels so much like real fishing in how it mentally engages me while simultaneously being meditative.
australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore
oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe
WHAT
A trend we predicted in 2016 continues.
US based but it’s similar reasons in other countries. and of course many companies have international locations. idk if that’s why it’s happening with sour patch kids but this is a thing
I cannot even explain how ANGRY I am at this.
My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.
They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.
"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.
At the time, Kellogg’s notified Food Allergy Research and Education (FARE) about the impending change and left it to them to warn the allergic community. In this case, Pearson’s didn’t even bother as near as we can tell."
there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

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Friedrich Wilhelm Hirt (German, 1721-177) - Sleeping cat
"there's no wrong way to consume a piece of media" yes there is
Yeah that’s why they made Switch cartridges taste bad.
Indian Bullfrog (Hoplobatrachus tigerinus), mating, family Dicroglossidae, India
In the breeding season, the males turn bright yellow.
photographs by Gursewak Singh
"[Y]our Harry Potter games are Cybertrucks" is such a good way to put it.

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Do you recognize this TV theme song? #675
I know this and can name the series
I know this but can't name the series
I might know this
I've never heard this
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