THEA

*looking in the mirror* You are not morrissey. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not morrissey. Do not think, "I am morrissey"

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

if i do something wrong they kill me

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

me, opening a conversation and foregoing a greeting: you know who i hate

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

It's crazy that I used to live without the saluting emoji

laying an egg hard and loud

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(