THEA

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

My helpless male secretary that I scald with hot coffee & blow smoke into his face whenever he is working.

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

*looking in the mirror* You are not morrissey. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not morrissey. Do not think, "I am morrissey"

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

if i do something wrong they kill me

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

me, opening a conversation and foregoing a greeting: you know who i hate